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Magical Terrorists meet the Mundane solution
This is Radio Talk
Jonasville, England
"I am telling you Charles, that this is the best post the Dark Lord could have given us. We get to terrorize those annoying muggles who are still ignorant of us," said Victor Malfoy cousin of Draco Malfoy, to Charles Mountview, a new Death eater recruit.
"I don't' know Vic, I heard that the spirits have taken offence to the dark lord and are exacting revenge by killing off all of us."
"Getting scared newbie, what happens if Lestrange or the Carrows hear you? I would like to see you tell them about the folly of these so called ghosts."
In the hills of Jonasville
"Ghost King this is Dryad, patrol spotted, awaiting instruction."
"Roger Dryad, standby for go ahead from poltergeist to terminate hostile patrol. Ghost king out."
Roger.
In Jonasville
As four shadows move along the shadows of the alleys in the village, they wait as the pair of Death Eaters move past them.
"Death Muncher patrol spotted sir"
"Dryad, this is Poltergeist, take the shot."
"Dryad copies, taking the shot."
With two muffled thumps, the two Death eaters knew no more as two .308 caliber bullets met their skull like masks and then their actual skulls.
The shadows known as Poltergeist then made their way to the still cooling corpses.
"Well that's on down who knows how many left to go," remarked Lt. Finch-Fletchly. "Now, harm my Son you bastards."
"Ghost King, This is Poltergeist, Hostiles down, village secure. Requesting orders."
Poltergeist, ghost king black hawk five is en route for pickup. We have received reports from 'Chameleon' the target Cobra is KIA. All other hostiles are either dead or surrendered our job is done. Ghost king out.