Welcome to my very first fanfic! Also, welcome to my very first Zoke story! Somewhere along the line, I decided to combine my terrible writing skills with my terrible spelling and grammar. As a result, this piece of crap was born! I do not own Total Drama or any of the characters. I'd like to give a quick shout out to Fanwriter9 for the basic story idea. Enjoy! Or don't, I don't really give a crap...

"The Vito is back baby!" Shouted the Italian personality.

"Enough of that Jearsey rubbish, the world would much rather see an adventurer!" Declared Manitoba Smith.

"I say Svetlana exceeds all of you," Svetlana said.

"Pipe down you punks! Kids today with their time machines and flying cars!" Grumbled Chester.

"Pipe down ALL of you!" Cried Mike. "I thought I taught you all a lesson!"

"Oh! You shoulda known we'd be back for more candy," Growled Vito.

"Und now," Hissed Svetlana,"We're gonna-"

BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! Mike Smith, a semi-normal teenager groped blindly for the snooze button. Lately, he had been having strange dreams like this. It was like a part of him was trying to warn him of his MPD's return. Sadly, Mike had no guard.

If only Dawn were here, thought Mike. She'd be able to read my aura or something. Maybe she could even suggest a solution. But, Dawn wasn't there and couldn't read his aura. There wasn't even a way to contact her. He reasoned that she wouldn't really believe in chatrooms, texting, or facebook. He would write her a letter, but he didn't have her adress. And really, what would he say? "I need you to come out to Seattle to read my aura. There might not be a problem, but I'm really paranoid." Please...

Yawning, Mike made his way to the widow. He saw that the house next door was s till emty. He wondered what it would be like if one of his Total Drama friends moved in. It would be awesome if he saw sitting in his homeroom Cam,Brick or...Zoey.

A smile flickered over the teen's face as he thought of the girl. Even though he had missed out on a million bucks, he felt like a million bucks with her in his life. Together, they could take on the world.

Anyways, it was time for another day of school. Ah school, a building full of creeps, jocks, bullies, cliques, and even a few friends. His two best friends, Devon and Todd were probably the most friendly people in the whole school. With them around, the bullies knew to keep their distance. Well, most of the bullies. The only person Devon and Todd didn't scare was Zack. Unfortunately, he was Mike's number 1 tormentor. Everyday, he would slap the back of Mike head and kick him in the stomach. The fact that he had MPD made it even worse.

Still, Mike was glad he had a nice home, great friends, and a loving girlfriend. Asking for Zoey to move in next to him was too much. But still, he crossed his fingers whenever there was a shooting star.