A/N: Okay so this is my first attempt at a story. I just wrote a OneShot but I've been working on this for a while and figured I should post it and see what you all think before I continue writing as well as posting it so let me know. Pointers are welcome! This story is AU because Angel lives. I tried to keep all the bohos in character, I apologize if I failed.

Disclaimer:: If I owned RENT it would be on Broadway forever! Alas that is not the case so it is not. :(

Chapter 1

"Maureen! Dinner!" Joanne yelled as she set a bowl of spaghetti on the table in front of the chair Maureen usually occupied. A few seconds later Maureen appeared for the bedroom with a pout on her face as she slumped over to her chair and carefully took a seat. Joanne sighed and looked at her wife as she leaned against the counter with her arms cross over her chest.

"Whats wrong Maureen?" Joanne asked with a small smirk on her face. She knew what was coming next out of the diva's mouth.

"I'm fat." Maureen said with her bottom lip quivering like she was seconds away from busting into tears. "I'm going to eat this bowl of spaghetti then ask for two more bowls before I walk back in the bedroom and sleep my life away."

Joanne sighed and walked over to Maureen, standing behind her. "I told you honey. It doesn't count as being fat when you're pregnant with twins" Joanne said with a smirk on her face as she rubbed Maureen's 9 month pregnant belly preventing Maureen from scooting all the way to the table.

"Yes it does. Joanne the babies are only 7 pounds each. That's 14 pounds. I've gained like 200 pounds!" Maureen yelled as tears fell out her eyes and she began eating the spaghetti. Joanne was used to Maureen's overly emotional state by now as well as her being overly dramatic and sighed as she kissed the side of Maureen's neck.

"Maureen you're not fat. Besides you're carrying twins and they have to eat too. Besides..." Joanne trailed off with a smile. Maureen looked back at her wondering why she stopped mid-sentence. Joanne kissed her lips quickly with her eyebrows raised. "You're still extremely sexy"

"I am?" Maureen asked with a glimmer of hope in her eyes. Although Joanne told the diva numerous time a day that she was still sexy she knew Maureen loved hearing it. Lucky for Maureen, Joanne didn't mind repeating.

"Yes very"

Maureen smiled and went back to eating the spaghetti in front of her as Joanne walked out of the kitchen and into the bedroom. After changing quickly from her work clothes into a pair sweat pants and a t-shirt she quickly took a seat at her desk. Putting on her glasses she opened one of the folders she had been working on the night before. Just as she got ready to begin working the phone rang.

"JOANNE!!! PHONE!!!" Maureen yelled from the other room. Joanne sighed and walked over to the bedside, picking up one of the extenstions.

"Hello?"

"Joey! Heeey!!" Collins voice came through the phone making a smile appear on Joanne's face.

"Hey Collins. Whats up?"

"Nothing just called to check and see if Maureen grew horns and a tail yet?" Collins asked causing Joanne to laugh.

"No not yet." Joanne said smiling. "Mimi was over earlier to keep her company"

"Yeah she came by here afterwards. I don't know what Mau did to her but she mentioned something about smothering her with a pillow a few times"

"Yeah that sounds like Maureen" Joanne said laughing again along with Collins.

"Don't i know it. So I'll be by around 12 tomorrow. Is that cool?"

"Yes thats fine. I'll be leaving for work at 9 but Maureen doesn't usually get up until around 12 or 1"

"Who is it?" Maureen asked as she came into the bedroom still wiping spaghetti sauce from her mouth. Joanne looked over at her and mouthed 'Collins.' Maureen grunted and shook her head walking back out the room to go back to the spaghetti she was missing.

"Is Angel coming?" Joanne asked turning back to the phone conversation.

"Do you think Angel would miss a chance to rub Maureen's stomach a thousand times and talk about how much she's going to spoil those babies?"

"Good point" Joanne and Collins shared a laugh before saying they'd see each other tomorrow and hanging up. Joanne walked back over to her desk and took a seat to continue working.

"Pookie" Joanne heard Maureen whine just as she picked up the pen to begin writing. Dropping her pen Joanne turned around as Maureen walked into the bedroom and over to the lawyer, dropping herself onto her wife's lap. Although Maureen was twice the weight she was before Joanne could still support her weight without any problem. "What's taking theses babies so long to come out?" Maureen whined causing Joanne to laugh again.

"I don't know honeybear. Trust me they'll be here soon enough." Joanne said wrapping her arms around Maureen's round stomach.

"This is your fault. You talked me into carrying the babies. Why couldn't you carry them and deal with all the sickness and the kicking and the... the eating" Maureen complained causing another smirk to appear on Joanne's lips.

"Because someone has to work so we can support theses two right?" Joanne asked rubbing Maureen's stomach.

"I guess" Maureen said yawning and laying her head on Joanne's shoulder.

"Why don't you get some sleep honey"

"Will you lay with me?"

"I can't I have to get some work done"

"Pleeeeseee" Maureen begged. Joanne paused for a seconds before smiling.

"Tell you what. Let me work for an hour then I'll lay and cuddle with you the rest of the night"

"Ok" Maureen said attempting to stand up but Joanne pulled her back down.

"No interuptions during this hour unless its an emergency?"

"Okay Okay" Maureen said rolling her eyes. Joanne laughed and kissed Maureen's cheek before letting her go. Maureen walked over to the bed and got under the blankets while Joanne turned back to her work. An hour later Joanne turned off her lamp as promised and walked over to the bed. Seeing Maureen was already sleep Joanne thought about getting a little more work done but decided otherwise and climbed in the bed next to Maureen. Almost instantly Maureen turned over and buried her face in the crook of Joanne's neck. Joanne smiled and wrapped her arms around Maureen. Giggling a little when she felt one of the babies kick before closing her eyes to get some sleep of her own.