(A/N: This is just something dumb I never intended on posting, but I'm
bored. I blame the caramel apple pie.)
One damn fine day, our favorite Animorphs were out walking in the woods. Soon, Marco had to /go/. Jake told him to /go/ in the bushes. Cassie, Jake, Tobias, and Rachel found other things to look at. Ax watched in facination as Marco dropped his pants and /went/. When he was done, Ax asked him a question.
{What was that thing?}
"That's what guys /go/ with."
{Ah. I see. Andalites do not have those.}
"So, in our terms, all Andalites are girls."
{That is not true!}
"I said in our terms it was true."
Suddenly, Visser Three jumps out of the surrounding forest and gives Marco a giant hug.
(V3) {I LOVE THIS BOY! Tell me, what is your name?}
(Marco) "My name is Marco."
(V3) {Ah, but your name will always be 'Captor of my Hearts' to me. Let's get married!}
(Cassie) "Is anyone else weirded out by this?"
(Ax) {No, but we must attend their wedding now.}
(Marco) "Yes, Epslin3466, let's be married! I love you with all my human heart! Oh, I know I'm an Animorph and the others won't approve, but this is love, so who cares? IT'S LOVE!!"
They were married an hour later aboard the Yeerk mothership with the Animorphs in attendance.
***(Yeah, I blame the sugar. And my crazy Guardian sisters. Especially you, Faile, 'cause you called me a butt-sucking angel. ;P)
One damn fine day, our favorite Animorphs were out walking in the woods. Soon, Marco had to /go/. Jake told him to /go/ in the bushes. Cassie, Jake, Tobias, and Rachel found other things to look at. Ax watched in facination as Marco dropped his pants and /went/. When he was done, Ax asked him a question.
{What was that thing?}
"That's what guys /go/ with."
{Ah. I see. Andalites do not have those.}
"So, in our terms, all Andalites are girls."
{That is not true!}
"I said in our terms it was true."
Suddenly, Visser Three jumps out of the surrounding forest and gives Marco a giant hug.
(V3) {I LOVE THIS BOY! Tell me, what is your name?}
(Marco) "My name is Marco."
(V3) {Ah, but your name will always be 'Captor of my Hearts' to me. Let's get married!}
(Cassie) "Is anyone else weirded out by this?"
(Ax) {No, but we must attend their wedding now.}
(Marco) "Yes, Epslin3466, let's be married! I love you with all my human heart! Oh, I know I'm an Animorph and the others won't approve, but this is love, so who cares? IT'S LOVE!!"
They were married an hour later aboard the Yeerk mothership with the Animorphs in attendance.
***(Yeah, I blame the sugar. And my crazy Guardian sisters. Especially you, Faile, 'cause you called me a butt-sucking angel. ;P)