"Oh, come on jeager-bomb! Its your 18th birthday! . . !" Jean slurred into Erens ear for the umpteenth time in the past hour. 'oh god why did I have to meet him' Eren thought as he took another sip from his beer. "Jean, for the last time, no" He replied, tiring of Jean's antics already 'why am I not drunk yet...'
"But it's a gay bar!" Jean retorted
"I'm not gay, Jean" 'that was a lie'
"Eeeh! WRONG!"
"Jean, I'm NOT gay!" 'also a lie'
"Whatever, there'll be hot older guys there" Jean nudged Eren's arm.
"Horseface! I'm NOT GAY, and if I were, like HELL would I be into older guys!" 'Woah there! That's a big one, Jeager-bomb-bastic'
"Sure, sure, Eren. We believe you, don't we guys?"
"Yeeeaaahhh" Came the paifully sarcastic response of the rest of Eren's friends.
"Eren, we should just go. We all know you're gay, besides, Jean won't back off and you know that" Armin murmered into Eren's ear, trying to be heard over the loud music. Eren sighed "Fine, I'll go."
"AAAAAYYYYEEEEE!" Cheered the guys littered around the dining table that Eren was currently sitting at.
The group began to clap their hands in rythym to their 'singing' "We like to drink with Eren cause Eren is our mate! We like to drink with Eren, he gets it down in eight!"
Eren trew his head back and began to chug his beer.
"1" Eren's glass was almost full.
"2" Three quarters full.
"3" Two thirds.
"4" Half empty.
"5" One third full.
"6" One quarter
"7" Eren stopped to breathe.
"8" Eren slammed the empty glass on the table, throwing his hands up in celebration as the group cheered in unison.
"Let's go!" Reiner yelled painfully close to Erens ear.
"I'll drive!" Armin announced to the rest as they walked out the door, Eren waiting in the doorway for Armin to get his keys.
"Christa will drive for the girls." Eren noted as Armin passed him and locked the apartment door.
"Kay" Armin halfheartedly replied, jogging down the stairs as Eren followed.
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