Ok so here's the edited version i decided that cos i really love butchering the English language i would hire some one mainly called Diesty-chan to read and edit so yeah now u can't go your spelling suck's. You can now opted for this story sucks or something along those lines.
Hay there I've decided to try my hand at a Hellsing fic. So here I am *~*. It was on one off my many train journeys that i thought up this baby. I put some elements off the Manga in it.
But wow I think this is the first Yan (Jan or Jane yes I said Jane it's true he is called Jane in the Japanese Manga i was just as shocked as you when I read it. Oowww but i don't read Japanese I just saw it on a sight and I was like 0-0) and Luke fan fic here. Wow I'm not a scary fan girl off the two I'm more of an Alucard and young Walter kinda girl but meh. What you gonna do?
So I really hope u enjoy?
Well the Disclaimer: Ow I don't own Hellsing or any of the charters but i have been told I look like Rip Van Winkle. Which I find really disturbing. But hay at least that's my cosplay outfit sorted :-p
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The din of a familiar family member echoed through a blackened room. The black curtains restricted whatever sunshine that this tiny Island called England had. Slowly a singular gold eye opened followed by it's sleepy other half which was then followed by a half a sleep groan.
"Uuuummmm bro it's still like day time!" The creature burred it's self back in to it's nest. The door flung open seeping artificial light into the dark room. There stood in the door way was a guy dressed in smart silver attire, obviously the sleepy creatures sibling. Pushing his metal rimmed glasses up his nose he tossed his long white hair behind him.
"Look if you don't get up I'll rip that dame cover off!" But by now his sibling had fallen back asleep. The blonde trod carefully on the once blue carpet trying not to tread on cola bottles, full ashtrays and his brother's leftovers. That where from last night's dinner, that was slumped on the floor.
"God he really is a pig!" The blonde muttered to himself. Going closer he could hear the faint snores of his brother. Clasping the bottom of the duvet, which was at his own risk, he yanked it right off exposing his younger brother who was curled up like a tiny child.
As being the Hu...Um slower one of the two, the creature's reactions were the same. First there was nothing, then a slight shiver, followed by the uncurling of his arms to find his lost duvet. Then came the realization that his duvet was indeed missing. Bearing his fangs the one known as Yan Valentine leaped to the end of the bed.
"Luke you knob give me back my fuckin blanket!" Standing on his bed over towering his brother only to realize he was just wearing his blue boxers. He retreated back to the other end of the bed and submerged himself in the pillows.
"Come on bro I'm freezin my balls of here!" Instead of the reply he was hoping; he was greeted by his flying cloths.
"Here put these on if you're cold!" Luke said firmly. Yan looked over at his clock.
"But bro it's still like 11 o'clock!" Pointing at it.
"And I think you need to dump your little friend. She's starting to stink!"
Yan just smiled to himself. "Nar, she's fresh it's the one in the closet that's smellin." Luke really wished sometimes Yan never lived here. Yan always brought home little toys and dumped them leaving him to clean them up. Contemplating if the River Thames was a good idea to chuck another dead body was going through his head.
"I don't know why I bother with you." Luke also often wondered why he had convinced his brother to join the Millennium group and become a vampire.
"I know bro cos you fuckin need me!" Yan clambered in to his royal blue pants. Luke just walked out and shut the door behind him. He chose to ignore that remark.
The room that lead to Yan's pig pen was a white crisp clean living room. Obviously not Yan's taste. The room consisted of metal framed black leather seats and a glass coffee table which was specifically placed on a black fluffy rug. The room had thick black curtains over the windows to keep the sunlight out.
Luke sat himself on one of the chairs and read today's news paper.
The pig sty's door flung open. Formally know as Yan's room
"LLLLUUUKKKEEE where's my fuckin hat!" A bed haired Yan stood in the doorway with both hands braced on the doorframe.
"Have you tried the coat rack?" His cultured brother said over the paper.
"BRO! Why do u keep movin my stuff? "He stomped to the rack which was next to the front door. Luke still engrossed behind the newspaper.
"Because you make things a mess. So I have to move it." By know Yan had the whole coat rack on the floor and was searching through the coats. He looked at the unseeable floor
"I don't make a mess I just creatively rearrange things!" Yan scratched his head.
"Ah-ha there's the bitch!" Flinging a coat to one side and triumphantly put his trade mark beanie on his head. Luke grimed his fangs as he looked over the paper.
"Well maybe you should creatively put the coat rack back how you found it?"
"Hay I'm not your fuckin ghoul! "Luke grinded his teeth knowing soon he wouldn't have any left if things kept going the way they were.
"Your such a fuckin pig Yan! I live here too! So you have your room, which you can choose to keep a shit hole! So don't mess the rooms we share cos I certainly don't want to live like a pig! So if you leave something hanging around of course I'm gonna bloody well move it!" Yan stood there like a little kid not understanding what his brother was saying. Luke always lectured him about the mess but it went in one ear and out the other. Yan settled himself opposite Luke yawned then coughed. Being a heavy smoker it wasn't a normal cough it was 'a oops! There goes half my lung.' Which the sounds churned Luke's stomach. Luke folded the well read paper in half and looked at Yan who had now finished spring cleaning his lungs.
"So bro why am I up this early?" Yan said behind another yawn.
"Mom phoned." Even though they were two grown up guys there mortal mother still looked over them.
"Wow. So you fuckin woke me up for that. So what did the old bat want any way?"
"You know the normal. What we're doing? What we have been up to? So I said you're still a lazy ass that brings home drunk girls."
"What!! Why do you always make me out as the fuckin black sheep!" Yan then burst out in to his ear piercing laugh.
"You know what would be fucking funny bro? If you like told her that we were like blood suckin vampire pimp bad asses? Who owns a strip joint and that we belong to a secret Nazi Organization! That would be fuckin hilarious!" Luke lifted an eye brow and backed a way slightly.
"Yeah Yan." He said sarcastically. "But no where sticking to the original plan you're a shelf stacker at the super market and I'm a lawyer."
"What the fuck why can't I be the lawyer?"
"Cos Yan you're an idiot and it's just as believable if we told her we were vampires." Yan could only mutter his favorite curse word under his breath.
"Anyway I have called this early house meeting for some thing far more serious." Luke pushed his specs up his nose. Yan rolled his eyes reached to the ceiling stretching and crossed them behind his head and slouched in the chair. He yawned. "I called this house meeting because some idiot. Lets not mention names. Yan! Has clogged up the computer with mindless porn. Now I don't mind the porn it's the fact that we have run out off milk and I can't use the computer to order it! And Yan do you know what that means?" Yan was now becoming a bit scared of his blonde haired brother, who's voice seemed to be getting more angrier by the second. "Do you know what that means YAN!!!" Yan swallowed hard.
"Um no bro." Yan said in a high uneasy voice as he tugged at his collar.
"I don't get any coffee. Then it means I get grouchy. So you know what where gonna do?" By now Luke was stood over Yan peering over his glasses.
"Um what bro?"
Luke smiled at Yan. "We're going shopping!"
Yan's face went from terrified to horrified. "You fuckin what bro? You're fuckin jokin! No fuckin way am I goin outside in the day I'll fry!" Yan now was standing up face to face with his brother. Luke smiled slyly and chuckled to himself.
"Oh yes we are and where goin now!" Luke poked his brother in the chest and turned away and walked to the door. Luke delved deep in his silver suits pocket pulled out a bottle of some sort which he threw to his confused brother.
"Here you'll need to put some of this on!" Yan caught the bottle and read the label to himself ' SUN BLOCK' he couldn't help but burst out in to his shrieking laugh that always went through Luke.
He wiped the tears from his eyes. "Bro you had me goin there but no fuckin way is sun bloke gonna work! You've been watching Blade to many times!"
" Just put it on you moron I'll wait for you in the car." Luke gave Yan one of his 'no I'm not fucking around now do it looks.' Yan just stood there with the bottle still clasped in his hand he watched his brother shut the door behind him.
"God damn he's being serious." He opened the lid and smelt the contents.
Sat in the car with the motor running. Obviously the sun block idea had worked. Luke sat there waiting for his brother to emerge from their apartment. He slumped both arms over the steering wheel then rested his chin on them. He peered at his watch. "What the hell is he getting up to?" He muttered to himself. "Why am I always waiting for him?"
From across the car park he saw his brother emerge. Yan rubbed his eyes for he had not seen the sun for a long time. Yan was doing some sort off commando thing. Dodging in the shadows trying not to get in the sun. Luke sighed and hit his head against the steering wheel from embarrassment. Yan dashed from the main entrance to a neighbouring shadow then did a roll to the next. He took refuge under a tree that was opposite his brother's car. But the tree was on the opposite side of the car park.
"Shit!" He muttered under his breath. Yan had ran out off shadows Luke chuckled to himself. I think that this should be amusing to watch, he thought to himself as he chuckled.
"BRO DRIVE THE CAR OVER HERE MAN!" He yelled to his brother Luke just laughed, yes this will truly be funny. Yan scrunched up his face at his brother and pulled his left check down and stuck his tongue out. Yan looked around panicking.
"Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!" Then suddenly he spotted it his saver. A bush, yeah the bush would work! Yan ripped the shrub from the ground, well he does have vampire strength, and held it above his head using the bush to shade himself. "Shit I should off brought out an umbrella!" He thought to himself.
Now from funny seemed to go to painful to watch Yan, so Luke got out off the car to prove to Yan that the sun block did indeed work. Yan stood in the middle of the parking lot and mouthed something to his brother. One could only imagine it to be one of his signature curse words. He threw the bush that shaded him to one side leaving twigs and leaves in his hair and beanie. He stomped to the car and flung the door open then slammed it behind him. Yan sat there with his arms crossed in a huff, sulking.
"You're a fuckin knob bro! You could off told me it fuckin worked!" Luke glared evilly at his brother, as his sibling picked the twigs out of his beanie.
"Now as you've pissed me off that much I'm gonna pick the tunes. I ain't listenin to any off that classical shit!" Luke clenched the wheel in frustration. Yan smirked as he knew he had pissed him off, and as for Luke who was about to blow a fuse any second now.
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Yep now I'm fed up with the word fuck and bro. I don't know how many times I typed it but meh!
Any way I hope you enjoyed the first on fanfiction and not the last all Yan and Luke fanfic. Hopefully the next chappie will be up soon but don't count on it I still have to type up some other stuff. *~* Bugger