Summary: Hogwarts muggle studies class has installed computers in a classroom and everyone in the class must create a facebook page to do homework and interact with each other.
Disclaimer: I don't own Facebook, or Harry Potter. But I most likely do own the perfectly put together facebook statuses!
Chapter One
Charity Barbage: Okay so all my students for my class are to create facebook pages and socialize with one another to understand the many ways to communicate.
(Severus Potionmaster Snape likes this)
Draconic Malfoy: This assignment is stupid!
Hermione Granger: No it's not! it teaches us the many ways that muggles communicate!
Draconic Malfoy: Whatever Granger no one was talking to you
Harry Potter: I think it's cool. I already had a facebook page anyway!
Draconic Malfoy: And again who asked you scar head!
Charity Barbage: now now kids don't argue on my status
Draconic Malfoy: Shut up professor
Charity Barbage: Detention Malfoy (Harry Potter, Hermione Granger likes this)
Draconic Malfoy:...
Ronald Wesley: Guess she tld u Malfoy
Draconic Malfoy: excuse me?
Ronald Wesley: she tld u
Draconic Malfoy: Speak englsh you dunder head!
Hermione Granger: He's saying that she told you
Draconic Malfoy: I see...
(Draconic Malfoy has changed his name to Slytherin Ice Prince)
(Slytherin Ice Prince wrote on Hermione Granger's wall)
Slytherin Ice Prince: Hey let's change our names and confuse the professor (Hermione Granger likes this)
Hermione Granger: Sounds like fun
That's it for chapter One! these are pretty easy to write but i want to keep them seperated by information and statuses. next chapter will be up shortly!