How Pokemon Eggs Are Found
A/N: Hello, people! This is the GSR here with another story! This is just a short little drabble that popped into my head one day, and I decided to write it. It's so short in fact that I'm not even going to use my usual page breaks. So kick back, relax, and enjoy!
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How Pokemon Eggs Are Found
To start the process of getting a Pokemon egg, first the Pokemon must be captured for the purpose of being used in a sport called Pokemon Battling, which should probably be made illegal but isn't because of how popular it is and how much money it makes the government. Then, you must raise the captured Pokemon by "leveling" it up in said should-be-illegal battles. Then you must search around the globe to find a severely screwed up day-care center where the Pokemon, young and old, are, ahem, "put together" by said elderly couple. It is very ironic that an elderly couple would manage such a day-care because they probably haven't been, ahem, "put together" in so long that they probably don't have what it takes anymore. Then, once the two, ahem, "put together" Pokemon have been made veeerrryyy happy, Ho-Oh shall fly across the sky, and while passing over the two, ahem, "put together" Pokemon, will drop an egg out of it's rear end that will miraculously not break. Or sometimes it will. Why do you think there barely any eggs in the world, huh? Well, that and omelets are high in demand. And that's how it happens.
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A/N: As I said, short, sweet, and hopefully funny. Also, this story was originally posted by my friend triforcelord, although I wrote it and he edited it. However, he's since given up on writing fanfiction, so I edited it and am posting it so it's at least on an active account. With that out of the way, this is the GSR saying, peace out!