The TNN: Turk News Network
The TNN: Turk News Network
Skit
A/N: Alright, so my friend and I were discussing the Anime Expo and were talking about skits. So we came up with this idea about the Turk News Network. So i wrote a script for it.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any FF characters, heartless or the iPod. The iHeartless, however was my own idea cause heartless like music too.
Introductory Music plays as camera pans in on Tseng and Elena
TSENG: Shuffles notes and looks up at camera. Hello, and good evening. I'm Tseng –
ELENA: And I'm Elena. We have quite the program for you all tonight.
TSENG: That's right, Elena. Our top story tonight: Explosion at the Shin-Ra building. Rufus Shin-Ra, President of the company, is the only person reported missing and all other employees have been evacuated to safety.
ELENA: Such a tragedy. More on that story later, but for now, let's go over to the traffic report with Reno.
Camera pans over to Reno; he's asleep withhis feet propped up on the desk.
TSENG: Reno!
Reno jumps awake, narrowly avoiding falling over
RENO: Shit! Not so loud, yo!
TSENG: Not so loud? Reno, are you drunk?!
RENO: Psht! No! I was drunk last night!
Tseng rubs his temples and sighs.
TSENG: Whatever, just do the traffic report.
RENO: looking annoyed Fine. The freeway was completely freaking empty, yo!
At least it was till this morning: three motorcycles were seen racing across down
the freeway with sparks and weapons flying. The bad guys got blown up. End of
story. Now piss off!
Reno settles back into chair, ignoring Tseng's glare.
ELENA: Well… um… thanks Reno…. For that very informative report. Anyway,
Next up is this week's fashion report with Rude.
TSENG: Take it away, Rude.
Camera pans over to Rude, who sits silently with no expression on his face. After a moment he reaches up and adjusts his glasses.
RENO: off camera. Yeah, Rude! Lookin' sharp!
Camera pans back over to a confused looking
Tseng and Elena
TSENG: Right…. Anyway, I was just handed a report stating that Rufus Shin-Ra,
previously lost in the Shin-Ra explosion, has been found: severely injured, but
still alive.
ELENA: What great news! Now we'll take you to our biological report with Dr.
Hojo. What have you discovered this week, doc?
Camera pans to Dr. Hojo who is standing next to a strange looking heartless that appears to be holding an iPod
HOJO: I have discovered a strange creature that preys on hearts… and enjoys
dancing to a strange device that seems to play some sort of… party music. HIT
IT!
Music Plays and Heartless begins to dance.
TSENG: Isn't letting a heart eating monster just dance around the studio kind of
dangerous?
HOJO: Absolutely not. As long as nothing disrupts its dancing before the song is over, then we're all quite safe.
Technical difficulty occurs, resulting in loss of music. Heartless screams and lunges for Hojo.
HOJO: screams
TSENG: KILL IT!
Network signal is disrupted; a sign on the screen stating that the studio is suffering from some minor technical difficulties and the program will be started again soon. Gun shots and shouts are still audible. TNN comes back on, with a slightly roughed up Tseng and Elena back behind the desk.
TSENG: Sorry about that, folks.
ELENA: Yes, but I'm afraid our little incident has taken up the rest of our time.
So, we'll see you all next week.
TSENG: Have a pleasant evening.
Credits roll
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A/N: I will be at the Anime Expo this year! I am also making an iHeartless outfit that I will be wearing on the second day. So look out for the heartless with an iPod and a hoodie!