Authors Note: Please be nice this is my first yaoi Naruto fanfic, and I'm not all that up-to-date with the show or manga (I'm slowly getting updated, found an online manga to read) so if anything is wrong such as spelling please someone let me know.
If you get confused the italics are Naruto talking to you. This story is mostly written in his point of view, except the very beginning of it. I also have this posted on deviantART, where I think it might be easier to read.
Warning: Contains yaoi if you don't like don't read! Also contains foul language, don't like again DON'T READ!
Disclaimer
Mystic: Do I really have to do this
Sasuke: Yes now say it
Mystic: But can't I just pretend I own him and be happy .
Naruto: YOU DON'T OWN ME!
Mystic: Thank's Naru-chan you said it for me!
Naruto: You're not welcome!...and my name isn't Naru-chan!
Sasuke: Dobe...
Naruto: Teme...
Mystic: uh huh...so anyway... I sadly don't own Naru-chan or emo Sasuke, but I'd love to.
Sasuke: HEY! What the hell is that supposed to mean!
Mystic: On with the story! avoiding the question...
Cussing War!
"Get you're god damn, fucking ass back her Uzumaki!" screamed the stoic, obsidian-eyed, midnight-blue haired, half-dressed, seventeen year old, angsty Uchiha Sasuke.
"So you can kill me? Don't fucking think so Teme!" Screamed back the frightened, cerulean eyed, golden haired, also half-dressed, also seventeen-year old, hyperactive Uzumaki Naruto.
"Damn right so I can fucking kill you! What the fuck possessed you to do something like that?!"
"I didn't fucking plan on falling asleep next to you in the same bed! Fuck, I didn't even plan on drinking last night, so it's not my fault someone kept feeding me liquor and got me so drunk I can't remember a god damn thing I did last night!" Naruto screamed as he ran down the busy streets of Konoha, trying to escape the livid teen behind him.
"Dobe, when I fucking catch you, I'm gonna fucking tear that thing off and feed it to Kakashi's fucking nin-dogs! You better fucking hope I don't catch you, cause if I do you're gonna fucking wish you had died when Kyuubi was sealed in you!" Sasuke screamed back, as he chased after the pitiful excuse for a human being -in his opinion- while at the same time ignoring the looks he was getting from villagers as he ran past them.
"I already told you it's not my fault!"
"You're all probably pretty confused right now, aren't you? I know I am, and that's me running from that crazed Uchiha. Like I said to him already, it's not my fault someone somehow kept feeding me liquor at Inuzaka's party last night. I'm a horrible drinker, so it doesn't take much to get me totally plastered and start doing things I wouldn't normally do if I was sober. I just wish I knew what the fuck I did last night to end up waking up in Uchiha's bed -WITH HIM IN IT- and both of us only in our boxers... Well, while I'm running for my life, and now apparently my manhood, I guess I can tell you what I remember from last night and why I'm now currently being chased through Konoha in only my boxers."
Well that's the first chapter of INMF, I hope you enjoy it! I'm currently waiting for my beta to get the rest of it back...which may take a while, so I apologize for the long wait. I'd just post the next chapter if I could but sadly my beta has to original copy (it's written on paper) and this is as much as I myself have typed up, so you'll all have to wait, sorry. I'll make sure that when I get it back, I'll post as much as I can until you're all begging me to stop posting lol.
Anyway...please review .