3 THINGS THE NARUTO ADULTS WOULD NEVER SAY
Number 1: Asuma
Hehe…the first two letters of my name sounds like 'ass'! guffaw guffaw guffaw
Nananananananananananananananananananananananananana BATMAN!!!
Psh, I can waste all my time doing whatever. It's not like I'm gonna die soon or anything.
(authoress: OH MY GOODNESS, ASUUUUMA!!! SOB SOB SOB)
Number 2: Kakashi
This mask is itchy.
Sasuke I like men.
Wait, wait, wait, stop, I'm confused. What's a chidori again?
Number 3: Kurenai
YOU'RE ALL WEAK! WEAK I SAY!
K-dizzle in da howse! (Asuma: wooord)
Yeah, I get all my clothes at Wal-Mart. The toilet paper section.
Number 4: Anko
Here, here Ibiki, come play dolls with me! Mr. Cuddles wants his tea!
Mmmmeh, I'm not wearing enough clothes…
I CONFORM!
Number 5: Gai
HAHA LEE I LIKE NEJI BETTER.
Tenten…you're looking quite curvaceous today…
Kakashi my apologies for ever challenging you. You are supreme, while I suck. Bad.
Number 6: Sarutobi (3rd Hokage)
Orochimaru my dearest, come closer.
This village sucks. I'm gonna go join the Sand.
OLD GUYS RULE (authoress: okay, maybe he'd say that, but wtf who cares)
Number 7: Tsunade
I still say I look better as an old lady…
NARUTO I AM INLOVE WITH YOU
I wouldn't heal any of you if I wanted to.
Number 8: Jiraiya
ABSTINENCE! ABSTINENCE!
I am such a pervert. And so proud.
UNDERWAREZ
Number 9: Orochimaru
Ya know, instead of Sasuke, I really would like Tsunade as my body… purrrr
FOUNDATION IS YOUR FRIEND.
Ahhh, Kabuto…I was wondering, you busy tonight? (o.0)
OROCHI'S REACTION
I am not gay... I thought, very much offended at the thought of it. I closed out of the window and shrugged it off, leaving the room in my dark damp hideout. And although Tsunade is tempting, I know her. And she would hurt me if she ever read that...
Outside of the room, Kabuto stopped me. "Hey," he said. "I'm free tonight."
I stared at him.
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