Liebe des Geheimnisses
Author: Elisa and Tessa. A collaborative effort! Yay!
Rating: PG 13
Pairings: KenxOmi, slight hints of Yohji having a crush on Ken.
Plot: None as of yet. This is purely for your amusement.
Time Setting: Definitely before Gluhen, because their hair gets really really stupid.
Elisa: dramatic voice It was a normal day at the flower shop. Just kidding.
Tessa: matter-of-factly It's because Aya is an ass.
CHAPTER 1: Alte Filme
Ken was bored. He sighed, wishing that Omi didn't choose the slowest day of the week to designate as his 'movie-day' and leave his poor Kenken all alone.
His poor Kenken?! Good god, I must be more bored than I thought…Luckily, at that moment, Yohji walked into the room. Ken rolled his eyes…at least it wouldn't be boring anymore. Until recently, Yohji had been an insufferable ladies' man…until recently, when he began flirting with everyone humanly possible…including Ken!
"Hey, Ken, I've never seen you in that outfit before…looks nice!"
"Yohji…this is what I wear every day."
"Oh, well it must just be your charisma!" Yohji never gives up, no matter what you do. He's like some kind of romantic bulldog. "It brings out your highlights." With a wink, the blonde slung an arm across Ken's shoulders, and was leaning close to say some other idiotic thing, when suddenly…Omi burst through the door, striking a dramatic pose and cried,
"Get your damn hands off him!"
Ken sweatdropped. Yohji facefaulted.
"Umm…" Ken said apologetically. "Omi's been watching old movies again." He should have been an actor, he could have fooled me.
Omi grinned, blushing and trotted back upstairs before more comments could be made. When Yohji picked himself up off the floor (briefly mourning his pack of cigarettes which had fallen into the sink, for unfathomable reasons. It was a violent facefault.) he looked Ken over with a far more searching gaze than Ken was used to getting, even from him.
"Um, Yohji…"
"Yeah?"
"What are you looking at?!"
The taller man grinned, fiddling with his sunglasses. "You. Or more precisely, the look on your face when Omi-kun said that."
Ken smacked him lightly upside the head, thinking You would have a 'look' on your face too!
End Painfully Short Chapter. Inspired by various outtakes and our frightening minds.