Disclaimer: I can not draw a circle, therefore I did obviously not create Naruto.
"EEP!"
Deidara gave a short scream before toppling onto the thin ice covering a frozen lake. He quickly disappeared before resurfacing, gasping for air. His blond hair covering his face and a look of pain on his face.
"SHIT!" he yelled trying to swim through the thin ice back to the snow covered bank. Sasori looked over with a bored expression at his partner. He seemed amused, but refused to show it.
"Idiot," Sasori smirked, watching Deidara finally get on the snowy bank, only to have the snow melt against him.
"Danna, I need warm clothes, now" Deidara said, "How far is the nearest inn?"
"A few minutes," Sasori said, already starting to leave his partner behind. "Let's go brat,".
Deidara caught up with the red head, and followed him into town, shivering and shaking. His skin was starting to hurt it was so cold. His feet were in agony, and felt like a thousand tiny pins were poking them from the sting of the cold winter wind. Deidara began to slowly fall behind Sasori, but didn't notice until a hand grabbed his and pulled him into an inn.
"Oh my gosh what happened?" a lady who looked about in her mid thirties yelled as she looked at the soaking blond thing that was Deidara.
"Fell in the water," Sasori muttered, handing her an envelope of money.
"She's going to be sick! I'll send up some tea," she said, nodding to herself, and handed Sasori a key. Sasori grabbed Deidara by the hand before he could scream about actually being a boy. Sasori shoved Deidara into the shower and told him to warm up before laying down on one of the beds in the room. He heard the shower turn off and Deidara grab some new clothes, and head back into the bathroom. When he came out again he was in dry clothes, and his blonde hair was flattened to his back. He snuggled under the other bed's blankets, and shut his eyes.
He was miserable, and cold, and getting sick. Deidara was dozing off, still semi-conscience but not all there, but still noticed Sasori get up and come back with tea, and that woke him up. Sasori lay back down, resting against the headboard of his bed, and silently drank the tea.
"Mmmf," Deidara muttered, trying to reach the tea, with no avail. He stretched his arm, even rolled over the best he could, but still couldn't reach the damn tea. Finally a cup of tea was shoved into his hands.
"Brat," Sasori muttered, not bothering to meet Deidara's eyes as his partner looked up at him as if he were a god.
"Thank you," Deidara whispered, taking small sips of the tea. After he was done, he shivered and looked over to see Sasori laying down with his eyes closed. He slowly made his way over to Sasori's bed and cuddled close to him.
Sasori opened one eye and glanced down at his partner, who looked terrified. Sasori smirked and put one arm around the blond, who noticeably relaxed and fell asleep.
Sasori smiled and decided that pushing Deidara into that lake was one of the smartest things he'd ever done.
So, I got really lazy after they got to the hotel, and quickly ended it. Reaching into my freezer for ice and having slush water greet me helped me think of this. Anyways, thanks for reading.