A/N: My friend (ImL0stWithin) and I laughed over "My Immortal" so much that we wanted to share a few laughs with you. This is a collaboration of brilliant minds. Ok, I'm kidding. We were bored. This made us laugh. Read. Review. Enjoy.
Chapter one:
"Oh, Oh, Edward! Ohhhhh!" Bella breathed out in pleasure. "Oh, yes!"
Edward laughed with apathy "Ahaha" he tickled her some more.
Emmet randomly hulked in "Oh, I want to be tickled too." he said apathetically.
"No! His hands are for my armpits only!" she yelled with her eyes blazing.
Emmet begins to cry and turns to Edward "I thought you were my brother."
"You're not actually related by blood!" Bella huffs out dangerously.
They both whip at her and stare hungrily. (because she said blood, get it?)
Jasper suffers - from bipolar. He was in the living room laughing sadly but slitting his wrists joyfully.
Bella hears him and runs out swaging her hips and swooshing her hair.
She pouts when she sees Jasper.
"What have you done?"
As blood rained from his wrists, Jasper smiled "I love you, Bella." he said seductively (but not lustily).
Bella turns around and sees Emmet murdering Edward.
"NO! Stop murdering Edward!" Bella screams sadistically.
Jasper yells in masochistic pain "But I thought you loved me!"
"But it was only one time I looked at you." She said with whimsy in her voice.
Jasper repugnantly flirts with her with his eyes.
"Anghh." Edward shouts. Carlisle floats in with his doctor outfit flying, and leaps on Edward "He needs blood!" He squeals.
"I will share!" Jasper whispers heroically.
"No! That's insect." Bella chokes with thoughtful dread.
To be continued~