Disclaimer: I do not own Halo, Warhammer 40k, or anything else I fantasize about in the script

of said story.

Author's note: I'm kinda knew at this help me out some.

Chapter 1: What the fuck!?

"Captain, Captain we're disembarking!"

"What!"Cpt. John Rodreagez nearly jumped out of his feet.

City of Vatica 0890 military time

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"Sir, we're due to leave at 0900 hours.

"Then why didn't you wake me?" the captain said in a "I dare you to same something smart " voice.

"Well, errrrrrrrr I thought you could use the sleep, the soldier said nervously.

"I swear all you greenhorns are gonna..." he was cut off as another person entered his room.

"I thought I said I wanted you up at 0600 sharp Captain!"said the voice.

"aw shit ...", the John began."Commissar Neglen err nice to see you this morning."

"Cut the crap John, we're moving out in 10 minutes," the commissar stated much too coldly.

"But," John never finished as the commissar had already left.

"Dammit greenhorn when I'm through with you your mother won't recognize you"

That was 2 hours ago and ever since John's life had been hell. When he got his stuff packed up and tried to get out he encountered something rather unappealing to him, Selleya Elliott was standing in front of his door. Of all the people it had to be her, that woman he swore was two screws short of a tank

in his opinion.

When he first joined the Imperial Guard he was going to the messhall and on the way he made a bad mistake a very very bad mistake, He walked straight into her as she turned the corner,

"and just who might you be bumping into a lady?" she asked.

"Well, I'm John Rodreagez Pvt. 1st class at your service mam."

She looked even more pissed now.

"Err, I'm sorry, didn't know there was a lady here." wrong words.

She looked him down, and said," Why, I never!"

Then she just strut off leaving John alone.

"What the hell?!

And here she was, right in front of him, but he must've had drugs or something because she just bowed curtly and apologized. "What the fuck." John looked at her weird. Huh, guess women are from Venus.

She then went along in a hurry and made John wonder.

"Captain get your ass in that chimera ASAP!"

"Yes, sir!"

Author's note: Sorry give me time to build on Selleya.

Might have more time tomorrow hope you liked R&R!

(ps wtf this thing has way more space than necessary.)