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It's A Wonderful Spector
Chapter 1
Dear Diary,
Blast it! I have just received a report that Blue Monkey of the Freaky Monkey Five has just been defeated by Jimmy and that traitor monkey Pipotchi! Ugh! Also, one of my co-worker monkeys played a foul trick on me! You see, I was miding my own business, plotting my greatest plan yet to take over the world, when my usual menkey maid comes in my room with a tray full of what seems to be strawberry candies. I, of course, have a weakness for strawberry candy, (I despise anything banana) and I ate all of the treats in one bite. When I realized what I had done, it was too late. The maid brought me banana candies! BANANA!!! I cannot eat banana anything! Banana stuff gives me gas. Now I just can't stop farting! Ugh! It's late, I'm going to bed.
Dear Diary,
Today my monkey mini cams came in the mail! I'm so happy! As soon as I ripped the brown paper off of the package, I attached a new secret camera to the nearest monkey and left him where I knew Jimmy would be. Well, it all went nicely, Jimmy entered the place, my monkey was there to watch him. I saw it all, apparently, Jimmy has a new weapon, a strange banana type boomerang. Well, I thought that my monkeys would be fine, considering the fact that I didn't like bananas. I severely miscalculated. All the monkeys went running for the flying banana, little pink hearts trailing after them. I was disgusted. But oh well, at least I know Jimmy has a new secret weapon. of course. it's no longer secret.
Dear Diary,
I have just found out about another one of Jimmy's secret weapons! It's a sort of submarine type vehicle that allows him to swim under water. After I evaluated the tape again and again, I was able to figure out the submarine's simple structure. Simpleton humans, they have no idea what I plan to do with this tape.
Dear Diary,
I have all of my monkey scientists working on the latest, "Aqua Banana". I know some humans weren't quite intelligent, but this is ridiculous! Oh, my head. I'll take some aspirin in the morning. bed. must go to. bed.
Dear Diary,
I've had enough! My monkey scientists are morons! When they nick- named the submarine "Aqua Banana", I thought it was just a stupid name for a simple project; but no, they had to make it into the shape of a banana too! It gave me gas just looking at it. And it floated! What kind of submarine floats??? AND I'M OUT OF ASPIRIN TABLETS! I've even considered surrender.
It's A Wonderful Spector
Chapter 1
Dear Diary,
Blast it! I have just received a report that Blue Monkey of the Freaky Monkey Five has just been defeated by Jimmy and that traitor monkey Pipotchi! Ugh! Also, one of my co-worker monkeys played a foul trick on me! You see, I was miding my own business, plotting my greatest plan yet to take over the world, when my usual menkey maid comes in my room with a tray full of what seems to be strawberry candies. I, of course, have a weakness for strawberry candy, (I despise anything banana) and I ate all of the treats in one bite. When I realized what I had done, it was too late. The maid brought me banana candies! BANANA!!! I cannot eat banana anything! Banana stuff gives me gas. Now I just can't stop farting! Ugh! It's late, I'm going to bed.
Dear Diary,
Today my monkey mini cams came in the mail! I'm so happy! As soon as I ripped the brown paper off of the package, I attached a new secret camera to the nearest monkey and left him where I knew Jimmy would be. Well, it all went nicely, Jimmy entered the place, my monkey was there to watch him. I saw it all, apparently, Jimmy has a new weapon, a strange banana type boomerang. Well, I thought that my monkeys would be fine, considering the fact that I didn't like bananas. I severely miscalculated. All the monkeys went running for the flying banana, little pink hearts trailing after them. I was disgusted. But oh well, at least I know Jimmy has a new secret weapon. of course. it's no longer secret.
Dear Diary,
I have just found out about another one of Jimmy's secret weapons! It's a sort of submarine type vehicle that allows him to swim under water. After I evaluated the tape again and again, I was able to figure out the submarine's simple structure. Simpleton humans, they have no idea what I plan to do with this tape.
Dear Diary,
I have all of my monkey scientists working on the latest, "Aqua Banana". I know some humans weren't quite intelligent, but this is ridiculous! Oh, my head. I'll take some aspirin in the morning. bed. must go to. bed.
Dear Diary,
I've had enough! My monkey scientists are morons! When they nick- named the submarine "Aqua Banana", I thought it was just a stupid name for a simple project; but no, they had to make it into the shape of a banana too! It gave me gas just looking at it. And it floated! What kind of submarine floats??? AND I'M OUT OF ASPIRIN TABLETS! I've even considered surrender.