I own nothing. Zip Zilch Zippo.
"I am so damn tired of this!!" Stacy threw the night's card down on the table.
"Tell me about it." Stacy flinched at the voice. She whirled around to face a smirking Lita, her opponent in the offending match. She stepped back a little when Trish Stratus appeared next to Lita.
"Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you. We're just as angry about our matches as you are." Trish smiled. "You have a bra and panties match with Lita. I have a paddle on the pole match with Terri. In fact all the women's matches tonight are degrading and disgusting, and not one woman wants to participate. Except Nidia, so she's just going to be on the enemies side. So we have a plan."
Stacy stepped closer. "What are you going to do?"
"It's what you and Lita are going to do. Your match is the main event. All the other female matches will go as planned...until your match."
Stacy listened to Lita and Trish attentively as they explained what would happen.
Main Event..................
"Introducing first, from Baltimore, Maryland, Stacy Keibler!!" Stacy held her head up as she walked down the ramp as the audience was silenced from its usual cat calls, whistles, and boos. Instead of her usual scanty attire, she had borrowed a t shirt and a pair of boxer shorts from Lita. She slid into the ring instead of climbing in through the ropes and shaking her ass at the crowd. Stacy waited patiently for Lita to walk out.
"And her opponent! From Fort Lauderdale Florida...LITA!!" The crowd once again received a shocker when Lita appeared with her cargo pants covering her thong completely and in a regular black T-shirt. They cheered anyway, though. She was, after all, Lita.
"You ready?" Lita asked Stacy as they circled each other before locking up.
Stacy nodded and got ready to take the arm drag takedown from Lita.
Take a step off your soap box and you'll see
What it's like on the ground
Check your ego in detox, baby
Cause you're becoming unwound and it's killing me.
She slammed down hard on the mat and pretended to struggle as Lita ripped off her shirt revealing her bra. Lita set her up for a DDT, but Stacy reversed with a back body drop. The crowd gasped. Stacy knew how to wrestle??!! The rest of the match flew by quickly. Lita lost her shirt and then it was time for the inevitable. Stacy let herself receive the Twist of Fate, then Lita stripped her of her pants. As she scrambled around picking up her clothes Lita took a microphone from Lillian who was also involved in the plan.
"Stand up Stacy." Stacy stood up and faced Lita, clutching her clothes against her, with a fake look of fear on her face. Lita appeared to be ready to give her another ass kicking, when Torrie ran to the ring. Lita rolled her eyes, then smirked as Trish made her entry. But then one by one the other Divas appeared, each aligning themselves on either side.
"Is there going to be a huge brawl here?" J.R. watched the ring carefully.
"OH, I hope so! PUPPIES!!!" King looked like he was about to jump out of his chair with glee.
"What the hell? They're hugging!!"
"Oh, that's good too."
The two sides of Divas embraced in the ring. Then Stacy slithered out of the huge group hug and waved for Lillian to join them. She held the ropes open as Lillian stepped in. Lita reappeared from the group hug with the microphone.
"The women of the WWE are taking a stand tonight. We are tired of being degraded and forced into matches best left to greasy biker bars. This is the end of an era. Tonight is the night that the WWE's worst nightmare is brought to life. Hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, and for the last few decades, every woman that stepped into this ring has been scorned and degraded. Well we're not going to take it anymore. You can't fire us all Vince and whether you want to admit it, you need us, more then we need you."
Everyone complains about you
They don't even know what I've been through
I don't have the pain to doubt you
I just wanna throw you to the crowd
"And allow us to introduce to you the two women who are backing us. Your wife, Linda McMahon, and your daughter, Stephanie McMahon!!"
The crowd didn't know whether to cheer or boo as the two woman walked down the ramp to Stephanie's music. The two women shook hands with the Divas in the ring, then Stephanie took the mic.
"We are proud to back these women who have finally taken a stand and want to bring dignity back to the women's division. Over the next couple of weeks, you will see the shaping and structuring of this faction. Daddy, you better be ready for this invasion, because this time, we won't fail."
Smackdown went off the air as the WWE's newest faction left the ring.
Ask them if you want
I'll tell you what they'll say
A hundred million people voting my way
Loud
Everything is wrong
With everything you say
A hundred million people seeing my way
That night at the hotel, the male stars of the company watched dumbfounded as the women packed their bags, leaving their boyfriends behind and began rooming together. An entire row of rooms was soon occupied by the Divas. The King was being comforted by some of the other men.
"But, this means no more puppies!!"
That night there was a meeting in the suite Stephanie and Linda shared. The room was filled to almost overflowing with agitated and tired women. Linda spoke first.
"I've decided that the next pay-per view will be called "Battle of the Sexes." Now we are greatly outnumbered. But when as that ever stopped a woman? We have to think of a name for ourselves. I'll let Stephanie take over here."
Stephanie stood up and faced the women in the room.
"One of the greatest tribes in the history of the earth was a group of women known as The Amazons. They were revolutionists in an age when women had no power whatsoever. An important aspect of the Amazons: They risked their well being to help each other. No one was left behind. They defended themselves and they needed no man to help them. I say we base this faction on the Amazons and include that word in our name."
Molly chose this time to speak up. "What about The New Amazon Order. Like New World Order. I mean it's just a suggestion."
"No, Molly. I like that." Molly smiled at the praise she had received from Stephanie. "If you don't like that name, speak up."
No one said anything.
"Then we have our name!!" Linda smiled. "Now here's the plan for RAW."
RAW..................
Eric Bischoff stood up as Stephanie walked into his office.
"What are you doing here?" He growled.
"Oh, I'm just here with my new faction. The New Amazon Order. Tell Rosie and Jamal, that later on tonight they have three minutes to entertain me. We think it's time we got some retribution for Lillian, the Fabulous Moolah, and Mae Young."
"You can't do that!!" Eric pointed at her accusingly. "This is my show!!"
"Oh can't I? My dad may be backing you, but my mother is the one who really runs this company." Stephanie laughed as she walked out the door. Eric immediately picked up the phone.
"Hello, Vince? We have a problem."
The men watched uncomfortably as the women walked through the hallways of the building. Lillian laughed as Howard Finkle backed up into a wall when Ivory raised her hand at him. Linda had arranged for the Faction to get it's own, expensive, and nicely equipped locker room, unlike the storage room they usually got. Trish threw her bags on the ground and sat down on one of the leather chairs.
"Now this is what I'm talking about." She laughed as the other women entered and stared around them.
"You guys...look at our sign!!" Dawn Marie stood at the door. The others crowded around to see. The sign said New Amazon Order in black and blue glittery letters, and there was an Amazon tribal symbol making up the background.
"That is cool. That is very cool." Terri nodded her approval, as the others agreed. Stephanie and Linda appeared then. The women all seated themselves in the room to go over the nights plan.
"Ok, everybody knows what they're doing, right? When they arrive, I need someone to be out in the parking lot waiting for them, they should be here in half an hour. Who can go?"
"I'll go." Stacy offered.
"Ok, someone else go with her in case you need to distract someone. Dawn Marie, how about you?" Linda asked.
"Sure."
"ok, Rosie and Jamal will get their three minutes before the main event. Make sure they're ready."
Go ahead play the hero, this time
If you have any spine
I'm at tolerant zero today
You can say anything to make me stay
Lita hung around by the curtain, watching the current match on the monitor. In a few minutes she would be out there to interfere. Trish was mingling with the crowd and Ivory and Jackie were hiding under the ring. The men in the match were Raven and Rhyno vs. Edge and Christian. For the tag team titles, which Edge and Christian held. Lita watched carefully and saw Trish give her the signal from the crowd. She ran down the ramp and slid into the ring, knocking Raven down with a clothesline. Ivory and Jackie ran out from underneath the ring and attacked Rhyno. The ref called for the bell. Edge and Christian grabbed their belts and headed for the hills. Lita, Ivory, and Jackie jumped over the barrier and pulled Trish out of the crowd. Lita heard her name and she whipped around, only to be gored by Rhyno. Trish picked up a chair and slammed it over Rhyno's head as Ivory grabbed Raven by the hair and hit him with her version of a facebuster. Jackie hit him with an elbow and the three women helped Lita out of the crowd and back to their locker room.
Terri had already run for the EMTs who were waiting for Lita when she was brought back there. They checked her over as Stacy filled up an ice pack. Torrie and Terri slipped out of the room to take their positions in the crowd. In the ring were X-Pac and the Big Show, talking trash on the mic. About the New Amazon Order.
"Yeah, they think they can steal our name?" X-pac laughed. "No way! They just want to be like us, but they can't be. In fact, I think they want us!!"
Big Show laughed. "Yeah, but they can't have us cuz we are 2 sweet."
They laughed but were interrupted by the start of Terri's music. They turned to watch the ramp, but Terri and Torrie slipped in behind them. They tapped Big Show an X-pac on their shoulders. When the two men turned around, they began to flirt, causing the two men to drool themselves into puddles. Then Torrie smacked X-pac so hard he flew backwards and Terri hit Big Show, below the, uh, belt. Terri picked up the microphone.
"We want you? I think it's more like you want us. But, you can't touch this!!"
Torrie kicked X-pac, then Big Show as she and Terri left the ring.
With everything that's happened to me
I'm losing faith in everything I see
Waiting for the walls to break free
I'm listening but I can't hear a sound
Dawn Marie and Stacy stood in the parking lot, waiting for the "them." A limo pulled up and they stepped towards it, thinking it was who they were expecting. But instead, out stepped Vince McMahon.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" He shouted. "This is ridiculous!! Get in that building!!" He was starting to spit. Dawn Marie wiped her face as Stacy smirked.
"No."
"What did you say?"
"I said no. Want me to spell it for you? N-O. That spells no." Stacy laughed.
"Fine, I'll make you!!" Vince grabbed Stacy and Dawn Marie by the arms and began to drag them towards the building, but was stopped when Molly stood in his way.
"Get out of the way Molly, or that title is gone!!"
"Isn't that how you threatened Trish when she wouldn't kiss your ass? She kept it didn't she?" Molly crossed her arms.
"You don't have the Rock to save you."
"We don't need the Rock. We have them." Molly pointed over Vince's shoulder, where a limo with the NAO's logo had pulled up. Vince nearly had a heart attack at the first person who stepped out, but he had no time to see anything else before he was knocked out cold.
In the NAO's locker room, Lita was still holding the ice on her ribs and Trish was watching the monitor. Ivory and Jackie were outside the door waiting for Dawn Marie, Stacy, Molly, and company to return. Terri and Torrie were making something to eat.
"What the...? What did you guys do??!!" Jackie almost shouted. Trish got up and opened the door. Molly, Stacy, and Dawn Marie were dragging Vince McMahon.
"No time to explain, he saw too much. Let's just keep him tied up until the show's over." Dawn Marie checked the hallway for witnesses as Stacy and Molly finished pulling Mr. McMahon into the room.
"Um, we don't have any rope." Torrie pointed out.
"Yeah, but we got bras." Ivory smirked.
"Ooh, yeah like in the Spice Girls video for "Say You'll Be There!!" Molly said excitedly.
"Exactly."
A few minutes later, Vince McMahon woke up, tied to a chair by various pieces of lingerie. He looked up and he was face to face with the monitor.
"See, Mr. McMahon, now you have a front row seat for what will ultimately be your demise." Stacy smirked.
"Stacy, it doesn't have to be like this. You can let me go. Things can go back to the way they once were!!" Stacy knew what he meant.
"No! I'm not doing that again!! Do you have any idea how disgusting I felt getting felt up by you and kissed by you?? I only put up with it because I needed a job and I had no one to back me up and help me if I stood up for myself. Now I do, and you can't stop us!!"
Stacy seemed very emotional at this point. She began to cry as she remembered everything she'd done with Mr. McMahon. Dawn Marie put an arm around Stacy's shoulders.
"Shh. It's ok. You'll never have to do that again. We won't let it happen."
Ask them if you want
I'll tell you what they'll say
A hundred million people voting my way
Loud
Everything is wrong
With everything you say
A hundred million people seeing my way
Loud
"Hey guys, it's time." Lita motioned at the monitor. Stephanie stood at the top of the ramp and Rosie and Jamal stood in the ring.
"Ok, boys. You have 3 minutes to entertain me."
Rosie and Jamal just laughed and rolled their eyes as the minutes ticked away.
"Well boys, your three minute are up. If you'd at least made an effort, it might not have been so bad. Take it away ladies!!" Stephanie laughed and walked off the stage as three women in masks came out of the crowd. One hit Rosie over the head with a crowbar. The tallest of the three hit Jamal with a low blow, and the last one hit a diving axe handle on the two men.
"Who are those women??"
"I don't care as long as they have Puppies!!"
The shortest one took off her mask.
"My God! It's Jazz!!"
"She's got puppies, but she's mean!!"
The one with the crowbar took off her mask while emitting an ear splitting scream.
"It's Daffney!! She was with WCW!! She's a former cruiserweight champion you know!!"
"She was crazy and she didn't show off her puppies."
The tallest one slowly removed her mask. The crowd erupted when the mask was fully off.
"It's Chyna!!"
"Oh My God!! Playboy Puppies!!" The King fainted.
You'll learn some day
You'll see my way
Don't be afraid
Just go my way
The three women walked up the ramp smiling, Daffney screaming every now and then. When they reached the back, Trish appeared and led them to the NAO locker room. Linda and Stephanie greeted the three women before heading out to the ring to do commentary for the main event, Triple H vs. The Rock. Vince squealed when Chyna appeared before him.
"Hello, Vince. Thought you'd seen the last of me, did you? Well you'll be seeing a lot more of me from now on." Vince whimpered as she smirked and walked away. Torrie and Stacy hugged their former WCW coworker, Daffney and introduced her to the rest of the women.
At ringside, Linda and Stephanie were in an argument with a very distraught King.
"But I want puppies!!"
"J.R., what do you think of the New Amazon Order?" Stephanie smiled.
"I think it's wonderful. A good change."
"See, King, you're on you own."
"But I want puppies."
Linda and Stephanie rolled their eyes and focused once more on the match. Stephanie suddenly stood and walked up the ring. When Triple H hit the rope she grabbed his leg, then hit him with a low blow. The ref called for the bell and handed Rock the title. Stephanie slid into the ring.
"Did you like that Hunter? HUH? You have a whole lot more of those coming your way. You just better hope Chyna doesn't get her hands on you!!"
Ask them if you want
I'll tell you what they'll say
A hundred million people voting my way
Loud
Everything is wrong
With everything you say
A hundred million people seeing my way
Linda and Lillian stepped into the ring with Stephanie. Lillian handed Linda her microphone and stepped back next to Stephanie.
"I have a very important announcement to make, concerning the entire company. The next pay-per view will be called "Battle of the Sexes." The male superstars will be going up against the members of the NAO. Some will even have their titles on the line. Now, there is one woman who is standing against us. Her name is Nidia. She refuses to help us and instead is willing to degrade herself and allow herself to be exploited. Either you're with them or you're with us. And trust me, Nidia, you don't want to be against us. You have until Thursday to make up your mind. And remember boys, as Clare Booth Luce once said 'Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has now knocked her out.' We aren't down for the three count yet."
As RAW went off the air, Linda, Stephanie and Lillian talked together in the ring, before leaving.
A hundred million people seeing my way now
A hundred million people voting my way now
A hundred million people seeing my way
Please, please, please. R/R!!!