Warhammer 40k 300 Trailer Script
Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to 300 nor do I own Games Workshop's Warhammer 40k, I with though.
pictures of space marines
Narrator: We Spartans descended from Hercules him self…
Random Space Marine: Actually we sort of came form the God Emperor.
Narrator: As I was saying… Taught never to retreat…
Random Space Marine Scout: Unless our squad is broken then we must retreat.
Narrator: And never to surrender, taught that death on the battle field is the greatest glory he could get in his life.
Random Space Marine Recruit: Ahh fk this I'm not gonna die on my first day here.
Narrator: Spartans
Random Space Marine: Space Marines, get it right
Narrator: WHAT EVER!!! The greatest warriors the world has ever known.
God Emperor: You mean the universe.
Chaos lord talking to a Force Commander
Chaos Lord: A thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you.
Random Chaos Space Marine: Actually we are chaos space marines, not Persians, holy sht who wrote this thing.
Chaos Lord sighs
Chaos Lord: We are doing a 300 trailer people calm down… Our arrows will block out the sun.
Force Commander: Then I guess we will fight in the shade, but I wanna do some sun tanning so if u don't mine not blocking out the sun.
bedroom scene
God Emperor: What must a king do to protect his people?
Elder Farseer: Instead ask your self… Would you like to fk me?
God Emperor: OH HELL YA I RATHER DO THAT THEN FIGHT SOME GUY!
camera pans across a ruined battle field
God Emperor: We're in for one wild night, after all Trojan give the best protection and the best feel.
Elder Farseer: Come back to bed big boy.
end of trailer
Inquisitor Critic: I've seen better heretical works that I have burned than this load of crap.
Necron Critic: You think that they would put a little more effort.
Ork Critic: What does 300 mean?
Tyranid Critic: Not that good.
Tau Critic: no words
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