WARNING: you are about to read extremely distasteful writing resulting from utter boredom, too much pop, and severe writer's block. If you are easily offended, or under the age of 50, do not read this! (Like that won't make you want to read it even more…)
Oh yeah, it's also kinda silly … but since I'm stuck with my other story this will have to keep you entertained ;-)
Things To Do Before I Die
'You're a real hero Harry, fighting you-know-who and his army' Parvati said fluttering her eyebrows.
'Yes it's very courageous of you' her twin-sister Padma said softly. He couldn't help noticing that they were both wearing very revealing robes that showed off their cleavage. They moved in closer and as he tried to back up he hit his desk, making him realize he had nowhere to run to.
'Ah well, err, just trying to do my part you know?' he grinned embarrassedly
'But it must be such a heavy burden to bear, for one man' she said, now standing less than ten inches away from him.
'Yes, if there anything we can do to relieve some of that stress, anything at all, don't hesitate to ask' her twin sister said.
'Oh?' he said, trying not to act really stupid, 'well I suppose it can be rather stressful at times …'
'Maybe a good massage would help?'
'Oh well I don't know if that's …'
But Padma had already moved behind him and she started massaging his shoulders with her hands.
'Oh, well that certainly feels good, but you know it's really not nece…'
'We can do more than that you know' Parvati said as she moved in closer and put her hands around his waist'
'Yes, we can do a lot more' Padma whispered in his ear before kissing his neck.
Later on that day Harry sat behind his desk thinking about his day. It had certainly been a day to remember … he opened the drawer in his desk and pulled out a scroll, carefully opening it to reveal its contents. Inside it he had written a list of things he wanted to do before he died, ranked in order of their importance.
10. Climb Mount Everest
9. Win the order of Merlin, first class
8. Make Snape shampoo his hair
7. Solve world hunger
6. Turn Malfoy into a squib
5. Find a cure for werewolves
4. Kill Wormtail
3. Attain world peace
2. Kill Voldemort
1. Have a threesome with really hot twin witches
After reading through the list again, he smiled and slowly crossed out #1.
That's the hard one taken care of, he thought to himself, now I just need to do that Voldemort thingie.
He may have been the savior of the wizarding world, the boy who lived, the heir of Gryffindor, but in the end he was still a guy.
;)
Hmmm Spookymulder, who is on my favorite stories list, thinks I stole part of the scene from her. After rereading her story, she may have a point. Check out her story, the girl in the tower, and decide for yourself (it's a great story). She didn't mind of course, but I thought I'd be honest since I may have subconsciously plagiarized it.
Hugs and kisses to all my reviewers!