(A/N: This was going to originally be a one-chapter story but I decided to
give it multiple chapters. Anything in this fan-fic that Nintendo owns is
owned by Nintendo.
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance, Drama, Humor
Rated PG-13 for mild humor, some swearing, and questionable relationships.)
*****They Don't Understand*****
Amy had already finished making dinner for Mario by the time he walked in from work. He dropped his toolbox on the floor and plopped himself on his favorite reclining chair, ready for evening of comfort and relaxation. Amy handed Mario a nice, cool glass of lemonade.
"How was your day?" smiled Amy.
"Oh it was okay." said Mario.
"Did anything unusual happen?" asked Amy.
"Well kind of. I was at Toadsworth's house today and I was trying to figure what was wrong with his toilet. So I was checking the pipes in the basement, tinkering around and stuff when suddenly one of the pipes burst and all of the crap that accumulated over the last month fell all over me."
"Oh.........same old same old, eh?"
"Yep"
"I was afraid that might happen Mario, that's why I wanted to make sure I had dinner finished by the time you stepped in. And I taped a new episode of "Yu-Gi-OH!" so that you'd have something to watch while you ate."
"Aww baby, you're the greatest!" exclaimed Mario. Amy jumped in his lap and they snuggled and kissed each other. But when they pulled their faces away they discovered Princess Toadstool standing before them.
"......What the hell is going on around here?" Peach said in an exasperated tone.
Mario and Amy looked like two deer caught in headlights. "I-I-I can explain!" stammered Mario.
"Okay, so explain." said Peach. "Explain why there is a living room set in the middle of my throne room. Explain why there is a strange woman in the living room set in the middle of my throne room. And explain why you are sitting there KISSING some strange WOMAN in the living room set IN THE MIDDLE OF MY THRONE ROOM!
"Uh.....I guess I can't explain."
Peach stared at Mario. Then she looked at Amy.
"Who is this chick anyway?" asked Peach.
"My name is Amy, Amy the Hedgehog."
Mario's eyes widened. "You're a hedgehog?"
"Of course I am!" exclaimed Amy. "What did you think I was?"
"I...er...I really didn't know what the hell you were. You just looked so cute on the front steps of my house. Remember that, when you were selling those cookies."
"Yeah I remember! I was selling cookies for the 'Kill Robotnik' foundation."
"Heh heh, oh yeah. You know Luigi used to do stuff like that too, but instead it was for some 'Friends of Alf' fundraiser."
"Wow that's really................something."
"It sure is."
"AHEM!" growled Peach.
"Oh....you're still here?" asked Amy.
Peach almost said something to Amy but turned to Mario instead. "How could you do this to me, to us? You said you loved me!
"I did?" asked Mario.
"Yes, you did! Don't you remember the time when we were in Ice land and we both stood before the Aurora Borealis? You turned around, looked into my eyes and said 'I love you, Peach'."
"Huh? No, I said I love peaches.........as in eating them."
"MARIO, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU SAID!"
"Okay, okay, stop screaming! Yikes, you're in a bad mood."
"You think so Mario? I mean I really didn't think that when I went to Sarasaland for week that you'd be running around trying to hump as many animals as possible," said Peach. "Why would you have an affair with someone who's not even human, anyway?"
"I don't see what the big deal is," Amy said, "you're not human either."
"SECURITY!" shouted Peach.
Two guards stomped into the throne room. Peach pointed to Amy and they immediately picked the hedgehog by her arms.
"Guards, take her to the torture chamber and force her to play 'Mario's Time Machine'."
"We can't," said one of the guards, "the last time we tried to torture someone with that game, the television exploded. It couldn't take anymore.
"Ugh, fine whatever! Just make her play 'Mario is Missing'! And I don't care where you get the television from, just find one!
"NO!" screamed Amy. "Anything but 'Mario is Missing'!"
The guards carry Amy off kicking and screaming down the hallway. Peach called another set of guards, this time for Mario.
"Hey wait a minute," said Mario, "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm having you sent to prison," said the princess, "maybe then you could think about what you've done."
"But aren't we soul mates?"
"I dunno, are we?"
"But...but...but what about the time I said I love you in Ice Land, in front of the Aurora Borealis?"
"Ah now you remember," said Peach, walking away.
"Okay fine! I admit it, I screwed up!" yelled Mario. "But you know that we've been through ups and downs before. We've faced all sorts of crap together. We've been on some of the most incredible adventures of all time and now you're willing on throwing that all away for a measly little mistake? Huh? Answer me!"
Peach stopped for a moment. She turned around and walked towards Mario. And beat the $#!& out of him. "You can take him away now," she told her guards.
*****
To Be Continued...
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance, Drama, Humor
Rated PG-13 for mild humor, some swearing, and questionable relationships.)
*****They Don't Understand*****
Amy had already finished making dinner for Mario by the time he walked in from work. He dropped his toolbox on the floor and plopped himself on his favorite reclining chair, ready for evening of comfort and relaxation. Amy handed Mario a nice, cool glass of lemonade.
"How was your day?" smiled Amy.
"Oh it was okay." said Mario.
"Did anything unusual happen?" asked Amy.
"Well kind of. I was at Toadsworth's house today and I was trying to figure what was wrong with his toilet. So I was checking the pipes in the basement, tinkering around and stuff when suddenly one of the pipes burst and all of the crap that accumulated over the last month fell all over me."
"Oh.........same old same old, eh?"
"Yep"
"I was afraid that might happen Mario, that's why I wanted to make sure I had dinner finished by the time you stepped in. And I taped a new episode of "Yu-Gi-OH!" so that you'd have something to watch while you ate."
"Aww baby, you're the greatest!" exclaimed Mario. Amy jumped in his lap and they snuggled and kissed each other. But when they pulled their faces away they discovered Princess Toadstool standing before them.
"......What the hell is going on around here?" Peach said in an exasperated tone.
Mario and Amy looked like two deer caught in headlights. "I-I-I can explain!" stammered Mario.
"Okay, so explain." said Peach. "Explain why there is a living room set in the middle of my throne room. Explain why there is a strange woman in the living room set in the middle of my throne room. And explain why you are sitting there KISSING some strange WOMAN in the living room set IN THE MIDDLE OF MY THRONE ROOM!
"Uh.....I guess I can't explain."
Peach stared at Mario. Then she looked at Amy.
"Who is this chick anyway?" asked Peach.
"My name is Amy, Amy the Hedgehog."
Mario's eyes widened. "You're a hedgehog?"
"Of course I am!" exclaimed Amy. "What did you think I was?"
"I...er...I really didn't know what the hell you were. You just looked so cute on the front steps of my house. Remember that, when you were selling those cookies."
"Yeah I remember! I was selling cookies for the 'Kill Robotnik' foundation."
"Heh heh, oh yeah. You know Luigi used to do stuff like that too, but instead it was for some 'Friends of Alf' fundraiser."
"Wow that's really................something."
"It sure is."
"AHEM!" growled Peach.
"Oh....you're still here?" asked Amy.
Peach almost said something to Amy but turned to Mario instead. "How could you do this to me, to us? You said you loved me!
"I did?" asked Mario.
"Yes, you did! Don't you remember the time when we were in Ice land and we both stood before the Aurora Borealis? You turned around, looked into my eyes and said 'I love you, Peach'."
"Huh? No, I said I love peaches.........as in eating them."
"MARIO, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU SAID!"
"Okay, okay, stop screaming! Yikes, you're in a bad mood."
"You think so Mario? I mean I really didn't think that when I went to Sarasaland for week that you'd be running around trying to hump as many animals as possible," said Peach. "Why would you have an affair with someone who's not even human, anyway?"
"I don't see what the big deal is," Amy said, "you're not human either."
"SECURITY!" shouted Peach.
Two guards stomped into the throne room. Peach pointed to Amy and they immediately picked the hedgehog by her arms.
"Guards, take her to the torture chamber and force her to play 'Mario's Time Machine'."
"We can't," said one of the guards, "the last time we tried to torture someone with that game, the television exploded. It couldn't take anymore.
"Ugh, fine whatever! Just make her play 'Mario is Missing'! And I don't care where you get the television from, just find one!
"NO!" screamed Amy. "Anything but 'Mario is Missing'!"
The guards carry Amy off kicking and screaming down the hallway. Peach called another set of guards, this time for Mario.
"Hey wait a minute," said Mario, "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm having you sent to prison," said the princess, "maybe then you could think about what you've done."
"But aren't we soul mates?"
"I dunno, are we?"
"But...but...but what about the time I said I love you in Ice Land, in front of the Aurora Borealis?"
"Ah now you remember," said Peach, walking away.
"Okay fine! I admit it, I screwed up!" yelled Mario. "But you know that we've been through ups and downs before. We've faced all sorts of crap together. We've been on some of the most incredible adventures of all time and now you're willing on throwing that all away for a measly little mistake? Huh? Answer me!"
Peach stopped for a moment. She turned around and walked towards Mario. And beat the $#!& out of him. "You can take him away now," she told her guards.
*****
To Be Continued...