Irene is in bold and Sherlock is in italics.

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Im not dead. Lets get dinner.

You shouldnt be talking to me. Its too dangerous. -SH

Im not worried. This cant be traced to me.

I figured as much. What do you want? -SH

What I cant call to chat?No. -SH

What if I said I missed you? Then could we chat?

(30 minutes later)

Yes. -SH

I miss you.

Now we can chat. -SH

We are a lot alike Sherlock.

How so? -SH

We both know what we want, and will do any thing to get it. We both walk on people to get where we are. We dont notice the destruction weve made till all said and done. Neither of us can trust the other. I lied to you, and you betrayed me.

Why are you pointing this out? It only make me doubt what you say. -SH

Because we both regret it.

What makes you think that? -SH

Im alive, arent I?

Good point. -SH

I want to make it better.

How so? -SH

We may not be able to notice are own destruction, but we can see each each others.

Your point? -SH

Im doing to tell you how to stop destroying what you dont even know is there.

What are you talking about, and how am I destroying it? -SH

By not acting.

By not acting on what? Will you just say it? Enough with your games. -SH

I thought you liked games?

I do, but your just toying with me now. -SH

I do so love toys

Your point? -SH

John Watson.

What about him? -SH

Now, now calm down. I can almost hear the growl through your text. Not that I dont appreciate a well executed growl.

Fine. -SH

I may not know a great deal on relationships, but I know love and people. He likes you, Sherlock, a lot. You obviously like him back, but are too caught up in getting what you want you fail to notice.

Your absurd. This completely unfounded. -SH

His is willing to drop everything for you. the way he looks at you and you him. Thats not friendship.

He is not gay, and Im married to my work. -SH

Im am, and yet Im attracted to you. Do you know how many of my clients are married?

What are you implying I should do? -SH

Tell him. Before its too late, and he leaves.

Ha. Yes I walk up to him "Hey John were out of egg. Oh, and I think Im falling for you." That will go over nicely. -SH

So you admit your falling for him?

Yes. No need to gloat. You were right. -SH

Touchy. Just kiss him. What the worst that could happen?

Not helping. Werent you saying earlier that I couldnt trust you? -SH

No, Im serious. If he kisses you back your fine. If not. Im sure your brilliant mind will come up with a good excuse. You can trust me. I like you, and I want to make things right. Plus, its not a bad idea to have the worlds only consulting detective owe you.

(2 hours later)

We are even. -SH

I thought so. Good bye Mr. Holmes

So long, The Women. -SH