A/N I own none of this i: I wish I did meh sue me. I'M PROUD (kinda) TO PRESENT LINKS VALENTINE DAY HE'S RUNNING FROM GIRLS GETTING TAKEN HOSTAGE AND NAVI GETS PRANKED TIME AND TIME AGAIN! YAHOO! I THINK
Link: zZzZzZzZz
Navi: WAKE UP!
Link: zZzZzZzZzZz
Navi: fine I'll go get Saria…
At Saria's house
Navi: Saria I need help waking link up
Saria: k I hope he knows what day it is heheheh
Back at links house
Saria: ok one two three (tosses the bucket of freezing water on Link)
Link: OH MY GOD!
Saria: mornin' (talking cheerfully)
Link: morning. Why did you do that!
Saria: you wouldn't wake up
Navi: I even yelled
Link: wow I must've been tired
Saria: also I'm inviting Zelda, Ruto, and Malon for Valentine's Day
Link: oh god not them not the people to took me hostage last year
Dramatic flashback powers!
Link: please let me go!
Zelda: not until you marry one of us heheheh
Ruto: we all know its gonna be me he's already engaged to me
Malon: shut up fish breath its gonna be me or I'll poke him with my pitchfork (holds it up smiling evily)
Zelda: it's gonna me we all know it's the hero and princess DUH!
Link: can someone untie me please!
Zelda, Malon, Ruto: NO!
Link: aww
Zelda: I will if you marry me
Malon: NO ME!
Ruto: back off he's mine!
End of flash back
Saria: well they said they changed
Link: fine but first time I see one of em going crazy I'm leaving this forest forever
Saria: o-o-ok (talking worriedly)
Later when they arrive
Zelda: HI SARIA!
Malon: yo
Ruto: (looking around) where's link!
Saria: (shoves link back into his house) I dunno
Link: hi everyone (coming out of house)
Zelda: hi
Malon: yo
Ruto: why do I keep chasing you?
Link: well everything seems normal
Zelda: (thought) I'm holding back but wait a few minutes (hides rope)
An hour later
Link: CAN SOMEONE UNTIE ME PLEASE!
A/N mwahahahahahahaha cliffhanger owned