-I don't own anything...-

My name is Casey Novak.

For most of my life, I've been a badass. I've always had to work hard to get what I want, since my days in law school, when I had to endure cruel comments from the rich kids while I waited tables. So, I had to become a badass to endure the torture. When they would say, 'Hey, Casey, can I have another drink?' I could just hear the disdain dripping from their rich voices. ARGH! How it made me angry! Well, I fought back, and told them to go screw themselves.

And I was subsequently almost fired. Well, I tried. I guess after I cried to my boss for forgiveness, I'm not really that tough at all.

But then, I had a chance at redemption when I was hired to be an ADA at the Manhattan District Attorney's Office. I was so excited! And it worked! I was able to show that I was tough as nails ADA. When I started to work with Special Victims Unit, my demeanor helped me survive the tough cases.

Recently, however, I've started to realize that keeping my feelings inside is not a productive way of dealing with them. At least, that what my shrink says. So, this is what happened when I decided to change.

SVU Squadroom

"I think for this case, I'm willing to be lenient." Casey said to the squad.

"What?! Why? Not only did he take that kid's ice cream, he ate in front of him and then ran away laughing in a teasing voice! Why would you choose now to grow a soul, Casey?" Olivia said.

"Come on, you guys, we need to realize that throwing every offender in jail is not the answer." Casey answered in a soothing voice.

"Hey, I thought you'd wanna at least give the guy twenty to life." Elliot said.

"Yeah, what's up with that?" Munch commented.

"Aw, come you guys. I know you expect me to tough ADA, but sometimes, leniency is warranted." Casey replied.

The squad gave each other a look.

"Hey, Casey, have you forgotten to take your meds or something?" Olivia asked, worried.

"No! I have them right here!" She said, with a big smile, showing them to the group.

"Casey... what's wrong with you?!" Huang demanded. "I think we need to up your meds! Obviously, you're mentally disturbed! Did someone break the coffeemaker at your work? I'm pretty sure we have some left!"

"Yeah Casey, I'll whip up some for you." Warner said, worriedly.

"No, no! Here, let me explain it to you... in song!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!"

The lights blacked out. As the lights turned on, Casey was decked out in the cutest dress ever seen on the show. The rest of crew are in suits, with top hats and canes, yes, including Olivia and Warner. Casey, with a big smile, struts to the centre of the room.

Cue music

Cue awesome dancing around a widely smiling Casey

Casey: I'm cute, yes it's true.
I really can't help it,
But what can I do,
When you're cute, it just shows.
With these two darling eyes and a cute little nose.
And a pretty pink dress, that's adorable, yes!
And when they see my dimples then everyone says,

Cragen: Oh shoot!

Elliot: Isn't she cute! Cute, cute.

Fin: Oh isn't she cute, cute, cute.

Casey: I'm the one they adore.
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly,
And small just like Dudley but more.
It's a chore,
To be constantly cute.
And enchanting to boot.
When my lip's sticking out,
In that cute little pout,
Then there's just no doubt,
Why the guys like to shout,

Elliot: She's a beaut!

Casey: Let's face it, I'm cute!

All: Cute, cute,
Oh, baby, she's cute, cute, cute!

Casey: Being cute's a thing I can't hide.
If you look up the word in a book.
There's my picture inside!
TV Guide,
Has me on the cover.

Warner: Don' cha just love her?

Casey: I'm simply a goddess.

Huang: And isn't she modest?

Casey: I'm the answer to one of the questions on Trivial Pursuit,
For "Who's the most cute?"

Munch: Cute, Cute.

Lake: Oh isn't she cute, cute, cute!

Casey: I'm cute and I'm sweet,
And I'm innocent, neat,
And so trusting.

All: If you want our opinion this song is becoming disgusting...

Casey: I'm cute!

Cragen: SO WHAT?

Casey: I never am vain.

Huang: She's becoming a pain in the ..

Casey: BUT, I'm also real nice!
I'm a doll through and through,

All: SO BIG WHOP-DE-DO!!!!

Casey: I'm sweet and adoring!

Fin:And also-

Olivia: -real boring-

Elliot: -And that's why-

Munch: -we're snoring-

All: -AT YOU!

Casey: That's it! You've ruined my entire cute song!
I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged!
I HAVE HAD IT!!! (runs away and pouts)

Olivia (Runs over): You're awfully cute when you're angry...

Casey (brightens up): You really think so?

All: A babba dabba dooba do wah!
She's cute!

As everything returned to normal, the squad stopped dancing and quickly changed back into their normal clothes.

"Let's never do that again." Cragen said. Everyone agreed. But inwardly, they all knew how much they wished to break out in song every episode.

THE END

I'm very excited to write these fanfics down, there are definitely more to come!

This episode featured The Cute Song by the Animaniacs. I don't own the song, you can look it up on youtube and listen to it if you aren't familiar with it.

Next episode: Olivia begs a certain someone not to break her heart.