Al will make a man out of you!
Summary:The Fullmetal Alchemist Team has to get ready for a big fight and Al expresses how they're gonna win in song! Rated K+ To the tune of "I'll make a man out of you from" Mulan
"Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns"Al points to a picture of Father
"Did they send me daughters,"Al looked at each one of them till he came to Envy,Winry,and Lust
"When I asked for sons?" Winry threw a rock at Al,nearly missing his head.
"You're the saddest bunch
I ever met,
but you can bet
before we're through,
Mister..."he squints at Evny confused,and Envy gives him the evil eye
"I'll make a man
out of you!
You gotta be tranquil as a forest,
but on fire within." Ed runs by screaming that he's on fire
"Once ya'll find your centers,
we are going to win!
But you're a spineless,pale
pathetic lot."Al pointed to Greed,Envy,and Glutton
"And Ed hasn't got a clue!
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you!"
"I'm never gonna catch
my breath." huffed Winry
"Say good-bye to those
who knew me."cried Ed
"Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting gym!"wailed Glutton
"This guy's got us
scared to death."whispered Scar
"Hope he doesn't see
right through me!"Lust whimpered
"Now I really wish that I
knew how to swim!" howled Envy
"Be a man!
We must be swift as
the coursing river.
Be a man!
With all the force
of the guys on cartoons.
Be a man!
With all the strength
of Rage, like fire-types.
Mysterious as Envy's
dark side, like the moon!" Al crowed as he danced around using flamewheel
The loyal team tries to learn how to fight like Al sung about. They fight tigers,waged Xiaolin showdowns, shoot arrows and fight pokemon battles with no avail. Scar's pokemon,Bulbasaur,beat Ed's pokemon,Squirtle but that didn't please Al at all.
"Time is racing toward us
till the Huns arrive!
Heed my every order
and you might survive..." Al remembered his army's many failures, and cried
"You're all unsuited for
the rage of war...
So pack up, go home
you're through!
How could I make a man
out of you?" Al hangs his head down
The gang feeling so terrible, starts to relize they can't fail Al.
"Be a man,
We must be swift as
Al's chocolate river..." whispered Lust
"Be a man.
With all the force
of an angry baboon." said Greed
"Be a man!
With all the strength
of a lion on fire!" screamed Ed
"Mysterious as the
dark side of the pool!" howled Envy and Glutton
"Be a man!
We must be swift as
the Coursing river!
Be a man!
With all the force
of a great typhoon!
Be a man!
With all the strength
of a raging fire!
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon!"they shouted charging into battle