A girl with shoulder length brown hair strides out into the middle of a cornfield, one hand resting on a notebook, the other holding an apple.

"Hello everyone. I am.. Was Yagami Raito, but Shikyou got a hold of the gender changing ray and turned me into a girl.. So just call me Light-ette... Anyways. This is her twisted idea to get rid of writers block... She's making all of the characters from Kingdom Hearts sing.. Why am I here? She's working on another fiction that's called Death Note Bebop."

She sighs, massaging her head."Anyways. She doesn't own anything. First chapter, Captain Ansem."

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"EARTH!" Shouts Leaxeus dramatically, throwing his hands into the air and falling on the ground as a torrent of flames heads towards him.

"FIRE!" Axel shouts, landing on top of the fallen Leaxeus and cackling evilly.

"WIND!" Xaldin cries, riding in on a huge cloud.

"Water!" Demyx cries as he rides in on a tsunami.

"Heart?" Roxas and Sora say, looking very out of place.

"WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN ANSEM!" Said cat-like man suddenly appears in a poof of crappy smoke effects.

Suddenly, Shikyou pops up and grins."Captain Ansem, he's no hero! Gonna take Sora down to zero!" ("HEY!" Sora shouts from the background.)

The Nobodies speak up."He's our powers magnified and he's fighting on the Dark side!"

"Captain Ansem!" Shikyou regains her position of singing."He's no hero, gonna take Sora down to zero! Gonna help put him under, good guys who like to salute and blunder!"

"You'll pay for that, Captain Ansem!" Leon, Yuffie, Aeris, Cid, Cloud, Riku and Sora shout.

"We're the Nobodies, you can be one too! 'Cause bringing darkness is the thing to do, looting and polluting is the way, see what Captain Ansem has to say!" The Nobodies sing again.

"SUBMIT!" Ansem shouts, waving his arms up and down before he is whacked by Shikyou and her trusty Keyboard Blade.

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"That was... Nice.." Light-ette says in a very disturbed voice."...Next time, we hear the song 'Leon didn't sleep last night,' and after that 'Accidentally in Lust.' ... Enjoy." And Light-ette poofs away.