Chapter 1: Just a normal day until...

Dovewing stared blankly at her computer screen. Gah! I lost internet connection!

"Fuck!" she exclaimed. Whitewing poked her head randomly into the den that Dovewing had found the computer. "How many times have I told you not to swear! There are kits here!"

"But mother! We lost internet connection!" Dovewing whined. "And if we don't get it back, I'll die!"

"Why don't you go do something useful and go hunting?"

Dovewing smirked. An excuse to go see Tigerheart! "Okay, mom. I'll go hunting." She skipped out merrily and hummed the tune of Call me maybe.

Outside of the computer den, Leafpool, Graystripe and the super high Bluestar were playing battlefield. A giant blast came from the screen and Leafpool got up in victory. "I win bitches!"

Bluestar got up and leaped at her. "No you don't!" Bluestar managed to shove some catmint in Leafpool's mouth and the next thing you knew the 2 she-cats were bouncing up and down.

Graystripe stared after them. "What about our game?"

"WHERE'S MY CATMINT?" Jayfeather exclaimed from the medicine den. He ran into Spottedleaf, who was busy looking in a large mirror. "Spottedleaf, have you seen my catmint?"

"Do I look fat?" Spottedleaf asked while still looking at the mirror.

"AHH I'M SURROUND BY IDIOTS!" Jayfeather exclaimed loudly.

"I'll take that as sexy." Spottedleaf said while putting on 5-inch high-heels.

Jayfeather ran to Firestar's mansion where Sandstorm was busy feeding him grapes while on one of those lounge sofas . "Have you seen my catmint?"

Firestar nodded. "Yea, Bluestar took it."

Jayfeather ran out after Bluestar, who was in a carousol that Lionblaze had just brought. Lionblaze, Leafpool, and Blustar where on the ponies.

"Hey bro! Wanna try?" Lionblaze exclaimed from his pink-and white pony.

"No! Bluestar took my catmint! Again!"

"Oh really? Well Hollyleaf went digging and guess what she found out?"

"That Tigerheart and Dovewing are dating?"

"What? No. A miillion bucks!"

"What! That's incredible! Where did she find it?"

"In the tunnels where she almost died in! Duh!" Lionblaze said like it was the most obivous thing in the world.

In that second Hollyleaf came running in, with crazy derpy eyes. "THEY'RE AFTER MAH MONEY!"

"Who?" The whole of ThunderClan meowed.

"SHADOWCLAN! RIVERCLAN! WINDCLAN! AND SOME CLAN CALLED SKYCLAN!" With that the four clan leaders and cats that she named came up behind the tree. Blackstar, wearing pirate gear and holding a sword. "Give me my booty!"

Everyone snickered. Firestar came up next to the four leaders. "Why don't we share the money?"

"That's what I said!" Leafstar and Mistystar said at the same time.

"Fine." Blackstar and Onestar said bluntly.

The five leader huddle in a circle and started discussing on stuff they should spend the money.

"We should buy fariy princess costumes!" Onestar suggested.

"NO!"

"Who about we go on a vaction?" Leafstar suggested.

"YES!"

"Ok, just where..." Firestar said.

"How about we go on a yacht vaction?" Mistystar suggested

"Hmm what if I drown?" Blackstar said nervously.

"We'll celebrate!" Firestar and Mistystar meowed.

"Then it's settled. We're going on a yacht vaction."

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Warriors (c) Erin Hunter)