Mabel, Mabel
Written by Nightmare-Nerd
Author's Note: I do not own Gravity Falls. Disney and Alex Hirsch do. Also, please leave a review if you enjoy this poem or even if you don't!
Mabel, Mabel, quite unstable,
Bashed in Pine Tree's head into the table.
Mabel, Mabel, quite unsettling,
Who took a knife to Fez's eyes staring.
Mabel, Mabel, calmly bored,
Who wrapped Ice Bag's neck with a phone cord.
Mabel, Mabel, her heart broke,
Who ran some glass across Lama's throat.
Mabel, Mabel, quite ill,
Opened Glasses' mouth and used sharp metal to fill.
Mabel, Mabel, quite scary,
Used a knife to Question Mark's belly.
Mabel, Mabel, quite broken,
Who, using gas, had Stitched Heart doused in.
Mabel, Mabel, quite about the town,
Who pushed Star down into the lake to drown.
Mabel, Mabel, quite sick,
Felleyed Six Fingers with only ten flicks.
Mabel, Mabel, quite a fallen star,
Who was told by the triangle, "Kill them all."