Chapter One Annoy cats the "nice" way 1. At Gatherings, bring extra cats with you so they can hide and poke the other clans! 2. At Gatherings, tell other clans that Rockclan have parties. The other clans don't have parties because they're leader sucks. 3. After night parties, go to enemy borders and get drunk, the drunken party should make a lot of noise and the enemy warriors can't sleep because of the sound. 4. If the enemy clans have a battle with us and loses, sing "We are the champions" for 3 moons to the defeated clan.
Chapter Two
Annoy cats the EVIL way
1. Sneak on to enemy territory and dig holes there, cover it with leaves and branches. Wait till next morning when the enemy cats fall in the holes while on patrol.
2. During Greenleaf, hunt as much prey as possible. Save some prey. During Leafbare when the other clans have nothing to eat, send a patrol to lay the prey on your side of the border. Let the cats hide. When the enemy cats see the prey the will probably steal the food. When they do, let the patrol show themselves and fight the enemy cats shouting, "Prey stealers!"
3. Send a big patrol to raid some Twoleg homes of chocolate. Take the chocolates to the Gathering; get some apprentices to let other apprentices taste a little bit of it and our apprentice will eat the rest slowly with a delighted look on their face.
4. Bring a patrol to an enemy border; let the warriors hide and the apprentices wait at the border for an enemy patrol. When a patrol comes, the apprentices will shout insults at them. If all goes well, the enemy patrol will be annoyed and attack the apprentices. The hidden warriors will fight the warriors.
This is why in Rockclan; an important thing for apprentices to train is annoyingness.
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