caleb now owner of mojang and roblox got verry rich and then bought club pengwin too and den he bought arma 2 dayz mod and he played it alllllll day and maade sooo much munny. one dey he wuz walking in the strets of calaway on the calsky eyelands in the planit of starwarscommandercaleb and saw a little man named emerpriick and he looked like a little kid who got mad when kaleb was looking at him.
"hello younglin'!" asked caleb
"what the fuck do you want you idiot star wers lovver" screemd emerpriick
"wow wow wow dont say that stuff in my game and town plz plz" said caleb convincingly. he walked away and then emerpriick ranned after him and jumpeded on his bakk. caleb screemd in pain and took his blaster rifle (as seen in star wars episoad two) and then he shot emeriicks head off and then ate it. he had a good feast and then od'd with kitmid his fair lady.
EPILOGUE: 10 YEARS LATER:
"daddy can you tell me about what happened to emerpriiick?"
"fuck off little runt. go back into your mom's placenta idiot"
"daddy.. wahhhh"
"go fuck yourself, idiot son"
caleb opend his safe in his room and den took out emerpriicks arm and eyeball and then shoved it down hsi pants and felt good and whent to beddy bed
THE END