Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon or Pokemon...yet.
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Digimon VS Pokemon
By Kalia Wolfe

Announcer: We're going to have an exciting match tolnight, ladies and gentlemen! Today, we are having a special, once-in-a-lifetime match: Pikachu (trained by Ash Ketchum) VS Agumon (trained by Taichi Kamiya)! This will be a fight-to-the-death battle, with no breaks and no plans!! Down to you, Announcer2!

Announcer2: Thank you Announcer1. Down here at the ring, the fighters are preparing themselves for the match of the century. Here's Ash Ketchum, who's hand raised his Pikachu to be a fighting machine. So, what have you two got planned?

Ash: Pikachu's going to use thundershock!

Pikachu: Pika!!! Pika pika pikachu chu!!!

Announcer2: Oooooook. Moving right along here...let's talk to Taichi and see what himn and Agumon have prepared for Ash and Pikachu. Mr. Kamiya, what have you and your digimon cooked up for Ash and Pikachu tonight?

Taichi: Well, looks to me like anyone could beat that little yellow rat thingie.

Agumon: I'm ganna digivolve!!!!

Announcer2: Alright. A bit more interesting than what the other opponents had to say--the match is ready to begin!

Ref: I want a clean fight! No setting the ring on fire (he glares at Agumon) and no yelling senseless words that don't mean anything anyways! (he glares at pikachu) Let's get it on!

*The bell rings and the fight begins*

Agumon: I'm ready when you are Tai!

Taichi: Do it buddy!

Ash: Go Pikachu! You can do it!!

Pikachu: Pika!!

*The opponents take fighting stances*

Taichi: Show 'em what you're made of, buddy!

Agumon: Right!

*A beeping is heard and Agumon glows*

Agumon: Agumon, warp digivolve to WarGreymon!

*WarGreymon towers over pikachu*

Ash: Don't worry Pikachu, you can beat him!!

Pikachu: What?! What the hell do you mean I can beat him?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Damn, I quit...

*Pikachu hops off the stage, kicking Ash in the shins, and exiting the arena*

Announcer2: Looks like we have a winner!

*WarGreymon, still pumped, looks for something to destroy. He see Ash, and steps on him. Ash dies, and Taichi and everyone else howls with joy. (And the pheasents rejoice)*

Announcer1: Well, this sure was...interesting. Now for a commercial break!

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The End!!!! If you like Pokemon..hey, I warned ya, didn't I?

(Me and my damned short stories!)