Disclaimer: *sigh* I hate disclaimers but,,, Sayuki and Inuyasha have nothing to do with me unless you call obsession a way for them to do something with me so,, yes. I do have something to do with the said animes…

A/N: Well it was a typical fanfic obsessive reading time for me, when I stumbled upon Inu and Saiyuki crossovers…. AND TOTALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH IT! So here am I, in front of the laptop, punching the keyboard faster than a fat man who saw a chocolate dipped donut inside a tofu filled room…. (Where the heck did those random thoughts came from? *shrugs* Must be the fanfictions finally getting unto me…) By the way, this is my firs humor and crazy fanfic.. of course there`s romance! I`ll kill myself first before I make a fan fic with no freaking romance in it!

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Chapter 1: Gensomaden Miko!

'You`ve got to be fucking kidding here!' Kagome sent a heated glare at Sesshomaru who was standing stoically with a sadistic glint in his amber eyes.

You see, our loving miko was currently training with our favorite taiyokai in about 2 years in prior. When I meant training, I meant hell. For the first month training with the slave driver yokai - who was worst than Inuyasha for pointing out her human faults – she knew what hell feels like! Waking four am in the morning, having a ten minute breakfast, 15 minute bathing and dressing, and of course, the highlight of hell itself, a freaking eight hours of sparring with the taiyokai`s generals, a thirty minute lunchbreak, another gruesome TEN hours with sparring against the bastard himself, who was mind you, not giving her mercy since he have Tenseiga in his possession, which he used a couple of times already for accidentally slitting her throat, or stabbing her square in the chest, or – err, you get my point. –

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT VISIT MY FAMILY!" The now, 20 year old miko practically hollered, making the demons within hearing range to wince.

"Just exactly what I said. You have to finish your training." The demon replied, highly amused by the twitching miko.

"TRAINING MY ASS! WHO SAID THAT OUR TRAINING HAS A FREAKIN EXPIRATION DATE! IF I REMEMBERED CORRECTLY, I COMPLETELY WIPED THE FLOOR WITH EVERY OPPONENT YOU THREW AT ME, AND THAT INCLUDES YOU!" she pointed an accusing digit at the now smirking Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru felt pride bubbled up inside him – mind you, he felt his left eyebrow twitch when he heard her said she wiped the floor with his face. - , he knew what she said was true except for his face part. He observed her closely and smirked. Her sailor uniform was long taken care of, now that he dubbed her the lady of the west as his sister. She now proudly wore a pair of black hakama and haori with blue honeycombs similar to his littering the sleeves. Seeing, that they`re currently training, she is wearing her breastplate armor with the half jewel securely embedded at the middle, surrounded by a golden seal to conceal it`s aura. Her arms were protected by spikes like his armor, to prevent her sides getting injured. She have two blades tucked inside her silver/black obi.

He looked at the nagitana she was holding, which he gave her the moment she became 19. It`s handle is as tall as her, a beautiful black in color, with a silver snake coiling near the blade. On the other hand, the sharp, one foot blade, were covered in bandage and sutras. The reason, you`ll have to know yourself.

"LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU! DAMMIT!" his eyes snapped towards her face only to smirk even more. Her face were now more angular and her skin pale, not in a sickly way but in an ethereal way. Ebony tresses, streaked with silver hung down her calves in a silky straight flow, It`s unruly waves gone. Silver eyes glared at him with such ferocity they took on a murderous shade of grey. Jagged lavender lines marred her cheeks while a magenta line covered her eyelids as a black crescent moon crinkled on her forehead. ( A/N: I wont explain it anymore, they made a bloodbound, thus, earning Kaggie his markings and demonic attributes. Her ears are pointed as well anyway.)

He barely manage to avoid the purple miko ki Kagome threw at him.

"YOUR STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT WITH THAT FUCKING CREEPY STARE YOUR DOING!"

"Language." He tsked, which in return, pissed the already frustrated miko even more.

"YOU,YOU, YOU – GAH! I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE! IM GOING ANYWAY!" she quickly turned tail and ran away and turn into the direction of the well.

`This is going to be a long day.` he though as he rubbed his temples before chasing after his runaway student/sister.

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`Just a little more!` Kagome though in panic as she felt her brother gaining in on her.

`THERE!` she gleefully though as the well came into her sight of view.

She suddenly squealed as she narrowly missed the whip aimed at her head.

"DAMN IT SESSHOMARU! THAT COULD`VE HURT YOU, TEME!" She yelled over her shoulder as she summoned her own neon whip.

"TAKE THAT, ANIKI-TEME!" she swiftly slashed the large branch just above her head to block her brother.

`Bwahahaha!` she manically though when she heard an audible grunt.

With one last leap, she dove head first unto the well. She felt her silver eyes widened in panic as the well`s aura glow in a red sheen instead of it`s normal blue.

`Not good…`

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A/N: Bwahahahahaha! Next chapter will have the Sayuki boys in it.