1Ninja Highschool
Chapter One: School Begins
Brrriiiinnnggg! The highschool's bell rang out, marking the first day of school for all Genin ninjas.
"School is such a drag." complained Shikamaru.
"Another chance to prove I'm the greatest ninja! Believe it!" yelled Naruto In his overconfident tone. A few minutes later, all the ninja sat in the hallway of the highschool, waiting for Iruka's announcement.
"All right, listen up!" said Iruka, stepping to the podium. "In a moment I will be posting your classes on the board. There will be 11 students per class and it will not be sorted by village. The rest of the details will be given in class. And now it is my pleasure to present your class lists!"
Everyone crowded around the board, eager to see who their classmates were. Naruto's class was as follows:
Naruto Uzumaki
Hinata Hyuga
Dosu Kinuta
Kiba Inuzuka
Shikamaru Nara
Sasuke Uchia
Ten Ten
Ino Yamanaka
Kankuro
Sakura Haruno
Zaku Abumi
"I...I'm in Naruto's class." murmered Hinata excitedly.
"Wait a second... I could have sworn I died earlier in the series..." Dosu said.
"Oh... I'm in Sasuke's class!" yelled Sakura triumphantly. (Inner Sakura) It's fate I tell you! I was meant to be with him! "And Ino's..." she muttered in a less than enthusiastic voice
"Whew... I'm not with Gaara..." said Kankuro, obviously relieved.
"Welcome to class, maggots!" said Anko.
"She's our teacher!" thought Naruto. We are so dead."
"I'll explain the rules of this classroom." said Anko as everyone took a seat. "First of all, there's no sleeping, no passing notes, no talking when I'm talking, no whispering, and no eating the desks." Everyone stared at her oddly for this last rule. "Oh wait. Chouji isn't in this class. My bad." Anko said, scratching the back of her head. "Well, here are some details. Everyone from all different classes eat together at lunch time. Also, villages will be separated during lunch to avoid conflict. Any questions?" she asked. "Good." she said without waiting for a reply. "I'm giving you all 2 minutes to arrange seats and talk starting... Now!"
Instantly the room burst into chaos as everyone rushed to find seats. There were 3 rows of 3 so everyone had to hurry to sit down next to who they wanted to. Hinata was surprised when Naruto sat beside her, his million dollar smile on his face.
"Hey Hinata!" he said, causing her to blush.
"Seating arrangements... how bothersome." mumbled Shikamaru before sitting next to Ino.
"I must be dead!" said Dosu. "This must be heck! I'm in heck!" "Where am I!" he yelled, shaking poor Sakura like a maraca.
"Y...you're in Konoha highschool!" she yelped.
"I knew it!" Dosu said, dropping Sakura as he did so. "I am in heck!"
"Settle down, maggots! Times up!" yelled Anko. "Now that you're all in your seats, is there anything you want to know before lunch?"
"Yes!" said Zaku, raising his hand.
"What?" asked Anko.
"Are there any bathrooms in heck?" Zaku said, his face turning red.
"Who gave you the idea that you're in heck!" yelled Anko.
Zaku pointed at Dosu who raised his hand sheepishly.
"They're down the hall to the right." said Anko, watching him run off. She sighed, then turned her stare to Dosu. "Well kid, you weren't far off the mark." she said. "This place is the closest thing to heck you'll ever be. At least with me as your teacher anyway." Everyone shivered at this remark. "Now then, let's head to lunch!" said Anko, in her usual mock cheery tone.