A/N: Yay for the fluffehness that is Sajin Komamura. I was bored and reading funny Yachiru fanfics, so this popped up. It centers around the one question every Bleach fan wants to know: Does Komamura have a tail?

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLEACH YA BUNCH OF- Nevermind. *runs away*

It was a typical day in the Seireitei, what with Shunsui Kyoraku drinking massive amounts of sake and lazing around, Rangiku Matsumoto slacking off from the work she was supposed to do and Toshiro Hitsugaya yelling at her, Yachiru Kusajishi running amok with no one to stop her, and all the other daily going-ons that happened. But the one thing that was not normal, was the fact that everywhere Sajin Komamura went, even on the way to the restroom, he was peppered with questions concerning his wolf-like appearance.

The most common ones were as follows:

"Why do you look like a dog?" To which he would answer:

"I am not a dog, I am a wolf! Learn the difference!"

As well as: "Captain Komamura, since when have you looked like a dog?" And his answer for that one was:

"I have said it once and I'll say it again: I am a wolf not a dog."

And another, annoying one was:

"What does your Gigai look like?" He refused to answer this one.

But the one that annoyed him the most, the one he was asked multiple - at least twenty - times a day was:

"Do you have a tail?"

Everyone in the Seireitei has asked him this question once, hell, even Ichigo Kurosaki has asked him this question. It's funny how five simple words could grate on one's nerves as much as it did.

That's why, when an emergency meeting was called and all Captains and Lieutenants were required to be present, Komamura was surprised by what it was about. He was, surprisingly, the last one to show up. Even his Lieutenant was there before him. When he strode over to his place next to Kenpachi Zaraki, all the eyes in the room burned holes in his skin - er, fur.

Head-Captian Yamamoto soon spoke up and all attention was drawn to him. "Recently, there have been some pressing questions running through the Seireitei. Captain Komamura?"

The Captain of Squad 7 put his undivided attention at the Head-Captain, even though there was a sense of dread growing inside him. "Sir?"

"There is one question that everyone is curious about," Yamamoto started. "Do you have a tail?" As he said this, the Lieutenants and Captains struggled to hold in their laughter.

Komamura twitched. Once. Twice.

The following events are extremely graphic and violent. Due to this, a description is unavailable.

Komamura stepped away from the meeting place, sheathing Tenken as he did so. Behind him lay a mass of rubble and if you looked closely, scraps of clothing. Squad 4 was currently going through the rubble for the bodies, since only a few escaped Komamura's wrath unscathed (Byakuya Kuchiki, Yamamoto, Restu Unohana, and a few lucky others).

A/N: Sorry I just had to~ Anyway, please review and maybe give me some new ideas for future chapters!