Domino

Sometimes you should just enjoy life and forget everything else.

"Like totally, that dumb witch is so easy to kill." Sayaka laughed as she put her hand into her mouth as she squashed the pizza right down her throat.

Mami looked at her, disgusted, but her smile quickly fixed it. "Yeah, it's great working with you guys. Witches are so much easier to kill."

"But we only have one damn grief seed." Kyoko gulped down her drumstick and farted out her bones. "How are we suppose to share among us five?"

Madoka smiled. "True, but working in a team brings more happiness and out soul gem wouldn't die out that fast! And we can take turns to use out magic powers to defeat the witch so it wouldn't be that fast when we need a grief seed. By then we would collect a lot already!" Madoka exclaimed, putting her hand on Kyoko's shoulder.

Kyoko narrowed her gaze as she stared at the table, her eyes filled with uncertainty as she was choosing between the three slice of pizza and finally picked the one that was the biggest before slamming into her mouth.

Homura coughed. "We must not forget to fight together during that important night. You guys know what night I'm talking right?"

Sayaka yawned. "can we don't talk about witches anymore we are eating."

"The hell you're the one that talk about it first you dumbass." Kyoko spat.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww do I look like I careeee?" Sayaka picked the second last slice and shoved it into her mouth.

"You should learn the way to eat." Mami cut her slice of pizza with the knife and fork. "This is how you should eat, not like how you are eating, Sayaka." Mami gracefully ate her pizza and smiled. "No wonder you don't have a boyfriend."

"Don't talk to me with your tits."

"Oh sorry, did I offend my tits offended your flat piece of chest?"

"Yoyo what the hell is wrong with you Mami? I didn't know you were that vulgar except for Sayaka." Kyoko raised an eyebrow.

Mami chuckled. "No, nothing. I'm perfectly myself." She smiled as she continued cutting her pizza.

"Are you trying to act lady like? Oh please why waste the effort? I thought you already wished for big boobs so why are you bothering to flirt with your ladylike style?" Sayaka laughed.

"Sayaka-chan..." Madoka squeezed her own arms uncomfortably, "You're mean!"

"Excuse me?! I'm your best friend?!"

"Well, using your barbaric methods of eating pizza doesn't mean you'll get a boyfriend! Using you as an example is enough!" Mami clicked her tongue.

"What the hell just happened, Homura." Kyoko laughed awkwardly.

"I don't know. I don't care. As long as my pizza is safe..." Homura reached her hand for the last slice of pizza until Mami's boob sagged and it squashed it.

"No." Homura shook her head. Mami and Sayaka started their hair tugging.

"No." Homura widened her eyes as Kyoko farted more bones.

"No." Homura opened her mouth as Madoka started to cry.

"NO." HOMURA SCREAMED.

Homura leaped into the air and carried Madoka in her arms and they elope to the Monsoon forest to have a better future

Sometimes you should just enjoy life and forget everything else. Order Domino Pizza if you want to screw your friendship. Delivery also available!