Jar Jar Binks' Baseball Game
By: Candie K.
Disclaimer: I don't own Jar Jar. Thank god!
Author Note: I want to point out that I am dissing Jar Jar. So if you like if I am so so sorry. (Remember its Humor!) And I am sorry again that I keep changing my name. I wrote this poem with my dad. His email is autarkaw@hotmail.com
I took Jar Jar to a baseball game,
He thought it was so lame;
He tried to catch a foul ball,
I ended up making a doctor call;
Jar Jar choked on a hotdog bun,
He thought someone had a gun;
Jar Jar thought he could play pro,
But all the fans said no;
Jar Jar was so sad,
But everyone else was so glad.