Meeh Ne Interview

Hi, I'm your host. Let's say for today my name is uh. ICE. Basically I like all kinds of uh. stuffs and I'm a interesting. uh. person? (I think. I hope.) Anyways introducing. (drum roll) HIEI!!!!

The spotlight goes to the curtains.

Ice: Hiei? Ice: Hiei? Ice: uh.. Let me go dra. I mean bring his over to the stage. Ice: Welcome to the Meeh Ne Interview Hiei.. Uh. Hiei? Hiei: Must I wear this???????
Ice: course, I think tuxedo looks good on you. (turns to face Hiei) uh.
maybe we should save the tuxedo for Tuxedo Mask. if we ever have him. Go
Change.
Computer Voice: we are experiencing some technical difficulties please
come back in a later time..
Ice: (pushing the computer away) Ok, back to the show. Introducing HIEI

In comes HIEI

Ice: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HIEI!!!! (pounces and hugs him) Mine Hiei, Hiei mine. Bwa hahahahaha all
mine
Hiei: can someone get this crazy girl off me!!!!! I didn't even want to
be on here. She dragged me into this
Ice: HIEI. all mine!!!!!!!!!!! All
mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Assistant: uh. Ice????? (Goes over and drag Ice off Hiei. Hiei tries to
run away)
Ice: No, HIEI!!!!! Mine, Hiei is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All
mine!!!! (chases him.)
Assistant: We tried so hard to make the first interview the best..
(cries)
Assistant 2: We know, why did Ice had to have an obsession with Hiei.
(crying onto Assistant) WHY!!!!
Assistant 3: I know. (crying) it's so hard to find such good help
nowadays. (shakes his head)
Manager or Boss: Sake anyone??? (offering Sake to the Assistants)
Assistant 1 to 3: BOSS!!!! We're sorry.. (on their knees begging for
mercy)
Manager: Sake anyone?
Assistant: I'll take some..
Assistant 2: A little, yep that's the ticket.
Assistant 3: Can I have a bottle?
Camera Man: I thought this show was about Hiei.?!
Boss: Sake anyone??
Sadly the first show wasn't as successful but Ice did get to spend some
quality time
With Hiei (try chasing him for two hours) and the staffs had a huge
party)
Boss: Sake anyone???