Just for the record, I didn't intend to put this on ff.net, so don't sue me.
My friend, Madison IMed me today, and we started talking in our alter
egos...it was mostly a Zim thing, so I just thought I should post it. It was
just so much pure insanity I couldn't resist!
So there is no confusion, I will make a list of who we each were (our alter
egos)
Madison:
Herself
ChibiChaomon
Salemon
Gir
Kaz
Frog
Gecko
Wizardmon
Me (Samantha)
Myself
Gatomon
Silef
ChibiYamato
Zim
Dib
Gaz
Gir2
Sorry if I missed some, but I think you'll know if it's my alter ego or
Madison's.
Madison: I am desperately trying to get "All My Best Friends Are
MetalHeads" and "Lady Marmalade" off of Aimster
Madison: n.n()
Madison: IM SOOOOO PSYCHED!
Samantha: I AM DESPARATELY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO DESTROY...
ROCKET POWER!!!!!!
Samantha: DIIIIEEEE OOOTTTTOOOOO!!!!!!!
Madison: *sings* I'm getting my hair foiled today lalaa!
Salemon: ?
Samantha: *grabs pitchfork*
Madison: Duh, Salemon, i'm getting it HIGHLIGHTED.
Salemon: o.
Madison: This computer is suddenly so slow.
Madison: LOL
Samantha: AMETHYST SOUL AND ME ARENT GOING TO TAKE THIS LYING
DOWN!!!!!!!
Madison: They won las' night, din't they?
ChibiChaomon: We are riders, on a mission
Samantha: DESTROY THE ROCKET DOOM PEOPLE
ChibiChaomon: Action kids in play positon
Madison: ChibiChaomon, your aggrivating her...
Salemon: Thats not smart.
Samantha: After i conquer earth with Zim, we shall begin our war
against...the rockets!!!!
Samantha: ...and bees
Madison: Jeez Sam. Youre obsessed with Doom.
Samantha: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Madison: BEE?!? ROFL
Madison: U kno,
Madison: I have a lotta alter-egos.
Salemon: Uh-oh...
Samantha: you never saw ATTACK OF THE SAUCER MORONS did you?
Madison: Nope.
Madison: Want to hear my alter-egos?
Samantha: ok
Madison: Gecko *Frog&Gecko*, Frog *Frog&Gecko*,
Madison: GIR *Invader Zim*, Hannah *not really an alter-ego*
Madison: Uhh...
Madison: ME!
ChibiChaomon: She's hopeless.
Madison: Hey do u want me to print out my "Things the DD would never
do or say"? For tomorrow.
Salemon: Theyre not as good as ur HP ones, but they're OK.
Silef: I WiLL RAIN MY DOOM UPON...
Samantha: Silef, shut up!
Madison: I made r CD
Madison: HEY!
Madison: THATS MY GIR COLOR!
Madison: Oh, well...
Madison: I'll change it to this.
Madison: Thats ChibiSamantha
Madison: OK, this
Gir: Dooooooooooooooom
Samantha: Now I have me, Silef, Gatomon, Dib
ChibiChaomon: *kkhhh (crackly walkie-talkie sound)* We have lost Madi.
*KKhhh*
Samantha: *dont type so fast. u know about my wrist*
Madison: ok
Samantha: its hard to type with just my left index finger
Madison: but i'm doing like 3 things at once here
Madison: n.n()
Salemon: o god no!
Salemon: MAX IS BACK!!
Madison: *from his friend Marc's house*
Samantha: where?
Samantha: ooo
Madison: GIR, Gecko, Frog, Me,
Madison: Salemon, ChibiChaomon,
Samantha: *gives Dib eye popping hug*
Dib: I better get paid extra for this, Jhonen!!!
Madison: ChibiAce, ChibiSam
Madison: LOL
Samantha: This is Gaz's color
Madison: ChibiWizardmon, Wizardmon
ChibiChaomon: duuuuuude
Gaz: ...
Gaz: Dib...
Madison: ChibiStarmon and ChibiDeputymon.
Dib: Gaz...
Madison: DIB WILL DIE!!!
Samantha: GREAT! NOW THAT WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER...
Madison: I think I'm gonna do a Zm story too
Samantha: nooo! *shields Dib*
Madison: But it will have Gaz's cuz...
Madison: and they both hate dib! YAY!
Gaz: ...I will destroy you...
Madison: Wait--where's Gatomon?
Samantha: brb
Madison: Dont she EVER come to da computer anymore?
Madison: ok
Samantha: back
Madison: OK
Samantha: She's on a search for my chibiyamato
Madison: YOU LOST THE CHIBI OF MY B/F?!?
Madison: *I'm just saying that toi annoy u*
Madison: O well.
Madison: Hey gues what I have a plan for you.
Silef: Has anyone seen my brother?
Dib: I killed him...
Silef: U DID NOT, DIB!!!!
Madison: Post on the boards that u auditioned for the band and you
MADE IT!
Gir: I know where he is!
Gatomon: Uh...
Gatomon: WHERE?
Gir: *sipping a slurpee*
Gatomon: GAAAA....
ChibiChaomon: Ok, I'm confused.
Madison: THATS GATOMON RIGHT?!?
Zim: GIR!!!! TELL HER!!!!!!
Gir: *sipping* What?
Silef: Zim?
Gir: n.n Oooh, what were you looking for?
Zim: Yes?
Madison: Tell her what?
Gir: I'm hungry. Anybody got tuna?
Gatomon: CHIBIYAMATO!!!!!!
Gir: Zim? What about Master?
Salemon: What? Where? AAAHH!! GIRS INFECTING ME WITH IGNORANCE!
Zim: GIR, BE QUIET!
Dib: Zim? WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
Madison: What did I dooooooo?
Gaz: my brother is blind...
Madison: Oh, wait...I've ALWAYS been this way!
Dib: NO I'M NOT!
Madison: No duh Dib is an idiot!
ChibiChaomon: Dibbity doo-dah, dibbity day...
Samantha: DONT CALL DIBBY AN IDIOT!
Dib: Dibby?!
Salemon: my o my what a wierd day
Madison: AH! CHIBICHAOMON AND GIR!
Madison: THEYVE TEAMED UP!
Madison: Oh. wait. i AM gir!
Silef: Lay off my b/f, twerp!!!
Samantha: What?!
Madison: Gaz's cousin,
Samantha: DIB!'
Silef: DIB!
Madison: Umm...got a name for Gaz's cuz?
Madison: OH!
Samantha: WHAAAT?
Madison: KAZ!
Kaz: Shut up, both of you.
Gaz: oh brother...my cousins here
Gir: *GIR purrs like a Gatomon*
Gaz: *picks up GAMESLAVE*
Madison: *HEY SAM GAZ AND KAZ ARE FRIENDS!*
Gatomon: I need to go somewhere... *walks off*
Madison: *They both hate he world.*
Salemon: Hey Gatmons!
Salemon: *Gatomon
Salemon: TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUU!! I HATE LIVIING HERE!
ChibiChaomon: Hey, we only live in a construction site...
Zim: MORE HUMANS!!!!!!!
Silef: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT GIR2!!!!!!
Madison: Oh, God Zim, I'm not a human.
Salemon: Hyar we go again...
Samantha: We're running out of colors, Silef!
Silef: BUT I NEED GIR2!!!!!
Madison: THATS MY LINE!
Madison: Use...this
Madison: the dark orange
ChibiYamato: *chibiYamato runs up*
ChibiYamato: hi!
Wizardmon: Zim, r u LISTENING TO ME?!?
Zim: WHAT?
Wizardmon: LISTEN I SAY, LISTEN!
Wizardmon: OBEY THE STAFF OF WIZARDWOMON!
Zim: MISERABLE WORMBABY!!!!!!
Madison: This is Kaz's new color
Wizardmon: I AM NOT A HUMAN!
Wizardmon: YOU ALIEN FREAK!
ChibiChaomon: Amusing.
ChibiYamato: this is confusing *walks out*
Wizardmon: I AM NOT A HUMAN!
Wizardmon: REPEAT: I AM NOT A HUMAN!!!
Samantha: they scared chibiyamato and gatomon away...
Madison: Bai, Chibib/f!
Madison: n.n
Silef: you're not Irken, either!
Wizardmon: I didnt scare any1!
Zim: SHE'S RIGHT!
Wizardmon: So what if I'm not Irken?
Wizardmon: I'm not HUMAN!
Wizardmon: HAHAHA@
Wizardmon: at least I'm not a Pokeeeman
Gir2: *runs around on Silef's Voot Runner*
Silef: GIR2!!!!
Madison: HAHA! I WILL DESTROY ZIM AND DIB!
Gir2: WEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gir: Hey let me on!
Zim: stand away! you smell like feet!
Madison: Zim and Dib suck!!!
Madison: I DO NOT!!! I SHOWERED THIS MORNING!
Samantha: DONT SAY THAT ABOUT DIB!!!!!!!
Samantha: I LOVE DIB!!!!!
Silef: HEY!
Madison: And I'm thanking God right now I'm not Irken.
Silef: HE'S MINE!
Madison: THANK U GOD!
Madison: HAHA! DIB SUX
Madison: Samantha u got PROBLEMS
Madison: U too Silef. U TOOK THAT NAME FROM MERAIZMON@
Samantha: IRKEN AND HUMAN WONT WORK OUT! SO ME AND DIB!
Zim: *sniff* what about me and Gazzy?
Samantha: thats fine
Gaz: *continues on gameslave*
Madison: Gaz I hate 2 say it but...
Madison: Jeez I HATE ur b/f
Madison: What the heck is GAMESLAVE
Wizardmon: AND IM NOT HUMAN!
Wizardmon: HAHA!
Samantha: ZIM AND GAZ FOREVER!!!! ME AND DIB FOREVER!
Silef: ME AND DIB FOREVER!!!!!
Madison: Oh I forgot a alter-ego.
Madison: Alyssa Potter. But she's not in this right now.
Dib: *fogs up glasses*
Samantha: Dib, theres something weird about you...
Dib: huh?!
Madison: No duh
Salemon: HAHA!
Samantha: your glasses change shape when you squint...
Madison: YAMADISON/YAMANNAH 4EVER!
Madison: No duh, he's a freak.
Madison: NOOO!!!
Dib: NO! YAMANTHA IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL KEEP HER AWAY FRO,M
ME!!!!1
Madison: DAMN AIMSTER!
Madison: IT MESSED UP AGAIN!
Madison: YES@
Madison: NO YAMANTHA! SUFFER DIB!
Samantha: you dont want me arouind, Dibby?
Dib: NO!
Madison: SUFFER!!! HAHA!
Madison: of course he does!
Wizardmon: *hits him w/ staff*
Silef: Thank you, Dib! You're all mine!
Madison: He loooooves you
Kaz: ooooh im enjoying this!
Madison: SHUT UP SILEF!
Wizardmon: *hits her with staff*
Madison: HAA! MATT WILL BE MINE!
Samantha: *sigh*
Dib: Gyahhh!
Silef: HOW COULD U DIB?!
Madison: wait.
Madison: he already is!
Dib: IZ NOT TRUE!
Madison: *nudges dib in SAms direction*
Samantha: YEEEEEEES!!!!!!!
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
ChibiChaomon: Sure it isnt, Dib.
Gir: YAY!
Gecko: I like pies.
Zim: DOOOOOOOOOOOOM UPON YOU ALL...EXCEPT GAZ!
Gecko: And women's fashion.
Frog: Hey, what about me?!? I take KARATE AND KENDO!
Gaz: i'm on level 300...be quiet...
Frog: And judo, and kung fu, and tae bo
Kaz: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Samantha: *snicker* I'm going to post this on ff.net...THEN EVERYONE
WILL KNOW!!!!
Dib: GYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Silef: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Gir2: WEEEEEHEEHEEE!!!!!!!!
Silef: UNHAND MY VOOT RUNNER, GIR2!!!!!!
Pure insanity...but we love to do it! Okay, if you want more, tell me. I'll
tell Madison, and see if she wants to continue this!
Silef: If we do, you better stay away from Dib!
Yeah, sure, whatever.
My friend, Madison IMed me today, and we started talking in our alter
egos...it was mostly a Zim thing, so I just thought I should post it. It was
just so much pure insanity I couldn't resist!
So there is no confusion, I will make a list of who we each were (our alter
egos)
Madison:
Herself
ChibiChaomon
Salemon
Gir
Kaz
Frog
Gecko
Wizardmon
Me (Samantha)
Myself
Gatomon
Silef
ChibiYamato
Zim
Dib
Gaz
Gir2
Sorry if I missed some, but I think you'll know if it's my alter ego or
Madison's.
Madison: I am desperately trying to get "All My Best Friends Are
MetalHeads" and "Lady Marmalade" off of Aimster
Madison: n.n()
Madison: IM SOOOOO PSYCHED!
Samantha: I AM DESPARATELY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO DESTROY...
ROCKET POWER!!!!!!
Samantha: DIIIIEEEE OOOTTTTOOOOO!!!!!!!
Madison: *sings* I'm getting my hair foiled today lalaa!
Salemon: ?
Samantha: *grabs pitchfork*
Madison: Duh, Salemon, i'm getting it HIGHLIGHTED.
Salemon: o.
Madison: This computer is suddenly so slow.
Madison: LOL
Samantha: AMETHYST SOUL AND ME ARENT GOING TO TAKE THIS LYING
DOWN!!!!!!!
Madison: They won las' night, din't they?
ChibiChaomon: We are riders, on a mission
Samantha: DESTROY THE ROCKET DOOM PEOPLE
ChibiChaomon: Action kids in play positon
Madison: ChibiChaomon, your aggrivating her...
Salemon: Thats not smart.
Samantha: After i conquer earth with Zim, we shall begin our war
against...the rockets!!!!
Samantha: ...and bees
Madison: Jeez Sam. Youre obsessed with Doom.
Samantha: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Madison: BEE?!? ROFL
Madison: U kno,
Madison: I have a lotta alter-egos.
Salemon: Uh-oh...
Samantha: you never saw ATTACK OF THE SAUCER MORONS did you?
Madison: Nope.
Madison: Want to hear my alter-egos?
Samantha: ok
Madison: Gecko *Frog&Gecko*, Frog *Frog&Gecko*,
Madison: GIR *Invader Zim*, Hannah *not really an alter-ego*
Madison: Uhh...
Madison: ME!
ChibiChaomon: She's hopeless.
Madison: Hey do u want me to print out my "Things the DD would never
do or say"? For tomorrow.
Salemon: Theyre not as good as ur HP ones, but they're OK.
Silef: I WiLL RAIN MY DOOM UPON...
Samantha: Silef, shut up!
Madison: I made r CD
Madison: HEY!
Madison: THATS MY GIR COLOR!
Madison: Oh, well...
Madison: I'll change it to this.
Madison: Thats ChibiSamantha
Madison: OK, this
Gir: Dooooooooooooooom
Samantha: Now I have me, Silef, Gatomon, Dib
ChibiChaomon: *kkhhh (crackly walkie-talkie sound)* We have lost Madi.
*KKhhh*
Samantha: *dont type so fast. u know about my wrist*
Madison: ok
Samantha: its hard to type with just my left index finger
Madison: but i'm doing like 3 things at once here
Madison: n.n()
Salemon: o god no!
Salemon: MAX IS BACK!!
Madison: *from his friend Marc's house*
Samantha: where?
Samantha: ooo
Madison: GIR, Gecko, Frog, Me,
Madison: Salemon, ChibiChaomon,
Samantha: *gives Dib eye popping hug*
Dib: I better get paid extra for this, Jhonen!!!
Madison: ChibiAce, ChibiSam
Madison: LOL
Samantha: This is Gaz's color
Madison: ChibiWizardmon, Wizardmon
ChibiChaomon: duuuuuude
Gaz: ...
Gaz: Dib...
Madison: ChibiStarmon and ChibiDeputymon.
Dib: Gaz...
Madison: DIB WILL DIE!!!
Samantha: GREAT! NOW THAT WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER...
Madison: I think I'm gonna do a Zm story too
Samantha: nooo! *shields Dib*
Madison: But it will have Gaz's cuz...
Madison: and they both hate dib! YAY!
Gaz: ...I will destroy you...
Madison: Wait--where's Gatomon?
Samantha: brb
Madison: Dont she EVER come to da computer anymore?
Madison: ok
Samantha: back
Madison: OK
Samantha: She's on a search for my chibiyamato
Madison: YOU LOST THE CHIBI OF MY B/F?!?
Madison: *I'm just saying that toi annoy u*
Madison: O well.
Madison: Hey gues what I have a plan for you.
Silef: Has anyone seen my brother?
Dib: I killed him...
Silef: U DID NOT, DIB!!!!
Madison: Post on the boards that u auditioned for the band and you
MADE IT!
Gir: I know where he is!
Gatomon: Uh...
Gatomon: WHERE?
Gir: *sipping a slurpee*
Gatomon: GAAAA....
ChibiChaomon: Ok, I'm confused.
Madison: THATS GATOMON RIGHT?!?
Zim: GIR!!!! TELL HER!!!!!!
Gir: *sipping* What?
Silef: Zim?
Gir: n.n Oooh, what were you looking for?
Zim: Yes?
Madison: Tell her what?
Gir: I'm hungry. Anybody got tuna?
Gatomon: CHIBIYAMATO!!!!!!
Gir: Zim? What about Master?
Salemon: What? Where? AAAHH!! GIRS INFECTING ME WITH IGNORANCE!
Zim: GIR, BE QUIET!
Dib: Zim? WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
Madison: What did I dooooooo?
Gaz: my brother is blind...
Madison: Oh, wait...I've ALWAYS been this way!
Dib: NO I'M NOT!
Madison: No duh Dib is an idiot!
ChibiChaomon: Dibbity doo-dah, dibbity day...
Samantha: DONT CALL DIBBY AN IDIOT!
Dib: Dibby?!
Salemon: my o my what a wierd day
Madison: AH! CHIBICHAOMON AND GIR!
Madison: THEYVE TEAMED UP!
Madison: Oh. wait. i AM gir!
Silef: Lay off my b/f, twerp!!!
Samantha: What?!
Madison: Gaz's cousin,
Samantha: DIB!'
Silef: DIB!
Madison: Umm...got a name for Gaz's cuz?
Madison: OH!
Samantha: WHAAAT?
Madison: KAZ!
Kaz: Shut up, both of you.
Gaz: oh brother...my cousins here
Gir: *GIR purrs like a Gatomon*
Gaz: *picks up GAMESLAVE*
Madison: *HEY SAM GAZ AND KAZ ARE FRIENDS!*
Gatomon: I need to go somewhere... *walks off*
Madison: *They both hate he world.*
Salemon: Hey Gatmons!
Salemon: *Gatomon
Salemon: TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUU!! I HATE LIVIING HERE!
ChibiChaomon: Hey, we only live in a construction site...
Zim: MORE HUMANS!!!!!!!
Silef: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT GIR2!!!!!!
Madison: Oh, God Zim, I'm not a human.
Salemon: Hyar we go again...
Samantha: We're running out of colors, Silef!
Silef: BUT I NEED GIR2!!!!!
Madison: THATS MY LINE!
Madison: Use...this
Madison: the dark orange
ChibiYamato: *chibiYamato runs up*
ChibiYamato: hi!
Wizardmon: Zim, r u LISTENING TO ME?!?
Zim: WHAT?
Wizardmon: LISTEN I SAY, LISTEN!
Wizardmon: OBEY THE STAFF OF WIZARDWOMON!
Zim: MISERABLE WORMBABY!!!!!!
Madison: This is Kaz's new color
Wizardmon: I AM NOT A HUMAN!
Wizardmon: YOU ALIEN FREAK!
ChibiChaomon: Amusing.
ChibiYamato: this is confusing *walks out*
Wizardmon: I AM NOT A HUMAN!
Wizardmon: REPEAT: I AM NOT A HUMAN!!!
Samantha: they scared chibiyamato and gatomon away...
Madison: Bai, Chibib/f!
Madison: n.n
Silef: you're not Irken, either!
Wizardmon: I didnt scare any1!
Zim: SHE'S RIGHT!
Wizardmon: So what if I'm not Irken?
Wizardmon: I'm not HUMAN!
Wizardmon: HAHAHA@
Wizardmon: at least I'm not a Pokeeeman
Gir2: *runs around on Silef's Voot Runner*
Silef: GIR2!!!!
Madison: HAHA! I WILL DESTROY ZIM AND DIB!
Gir2: WEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gir: Hey let me on!
Zim: stand away! you smell like feet!
Madison: Zim and Dib suck!!!
Madison: I DO NOT!!! I SHOWERED THIS MORNING!
Samantha: DONT SAY THAT ABOUT DIB!!!!!!!
Samantha: I LOVE DIB!!!!!
Silef: HEY!
Madison: And I'm thanking God right now I'm not Irken.
Silef: HE'S MINE!
Madison: THANK U GOD!
Madison: HAHA! DIB SUX
Madison: Samantha u got PROBLEMS
Madison: U too Silef. U TOOK THAT NAME FROM MERAIZMON@
Samantha: IRKEN AND HUMAN WONT WORK OUT! SO ME AND DIB!
Zim: *sniff* what about me and Gazzy?
Samantha: thats fine
Gaz: *continues on gameslave*
Madison: Gaz I hate 2 say it but...
Madison: Jeez I HATE ur b/f
Madison: What the heck is GAMESLAVE
Wizardmon: AND IM NOT HUMAN!
Wizardmon: HAHA!
Samantha: ZIM AND GAZ FOREVER!!!! ME AND DIB FOREVER!
Silef: ME AND DIB FOREVER!!!!!
Madison: Oh I forgot a alter-ego.
Madison: Alyssa Potter. But she's not in this right now.
Dib: *fogs up glasses*
Samantha: Dib, theres something weird about you...
Dib: huh?!
Madison: No duh
Salemon: HAHA!
Samantha: your glasses change shape when you squint...
Madison: YAMADISON/YAMANNAH 4EVER!
Madison: No duh, he's a freak.
Madison: NOOO!!!
Dib: NO! YAMANTHA IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL KEEP HER AWAY FRO,M
ME!!!!1
Madison: DAMN AIMSTER!
Madison: IT MESSED UP AGAIN!
Madison: YES@
Madison: NO YAMANTHA! SUFFER DIB!
Samantha: you dont want me arouind, Dibby?
Dib: NO!
Madison: SUFFER!!! HAHA!
Madison: of course he does!
Wizardmon: *hits him w/ staff*
Silef: Thank you, Dib! You're all mine!
Madison: He loooooves you
Kaz: ooooh im enjoying this!
Madison: SHUT UP SILEF!
Wizardmon: *hits her with staff*
Madison: HAA! MATT WILL BE MINE!
Samantha: *sigh*
Dib: Gyahhh!
Silef: HOW COULD U DIB?!
Madison: wait.
Madison: he already is!
Dib: IZ NOT TRUE!
Madison: *nudges dib in SAms direction*
Samantha: YEEEEEEES!!!!!!!
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
ChibiChaomon: Sure it isnt, Dib.
Gir: YAY!
Gecko: I like pies.
Zim: DOOOOOOOOOOOOM UPON YOU ALL...EXCEPT GAZ!
Gecko: And women's fashion.
Frog: Hey, what about me?!? I take KARATE AND KENDO!
Gaz: i'm on level 300...be quiet...
Frog: And judo, and kung fu, and tae bo
Kaz: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Samantha: *snicker* I'm going to post this on ff.net...THEN EVERYONE
WILL KNOW!!!!
Dib: GYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Silef: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Gir2: WEEEEEHEEHEEE!!!!!!!!
Silef: UNHAND MY VOOT RUNNER, GIR2!!!!!!
Pure insanity...but we love to do it! Okay, if you want more, tell me. I'll
tell Madison, and see if she wants to continue this!
Silef: If we do, you better stay away from Dib!
Yeah, sure, whatever.