Haruno Garbage Can Sakura was sitting on a stool that was on top of the counter in her kitchen. She was wearing 8 inch high heels and had on a ballerina tutu that was yellow to match her yeast infection. She was listening to her favorite song by Oprah's mixtape which mostly consisted of sounds from South Park and phone rings. She was sitting on the counter and clipping her toenails when all the sudden, her phone rang and she fell off the counter and broke the glass table from Ikea with her head. Fortunately, she didn't break the diamond ring on her pinkie and she farted so loudly that you could swear that the person next to you wasn't even at Taco Bell when they should've been in Minneapolis getting you a t-shirt from the mall of American fried chicken.
Sakura answered the phone and it was none other than Ino. What a surprise.
"What do you want?" asked Sakura as she put her shoe on top of the microwave which was on a bakers rack. The bakers rack farted at the sight of her shoe and Sakura giggled like she was in the hot tub for the first time. It had so many things that weren't memorable, like the time Chouji dropped his sandwich into the swimming pool and the salami inside of it floated to the top and people thought it was dookie doo doo dush.
"Well, I just wanted to let you know that the pet store nearby is having a sale! Parakeets are 20% off and the litter boxes are 8% off!"
Sakura could feel a fart forming in her asshole when she heard those words and immediately started for the pet store.