DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. I DO OWN THE CHARACTERS, ZIEKE AND SHERUBI.

Well this is my first story. Don't be too harsh onme, just giving some tips on how to improve! hope you enjoy!

Ch. 1: Come Out, Naruto-Sama!

"OK, Kiba-kun! It's your turn to seek!" Shikamaru-kun said, since he found him first.

"Fine..." Kiba-kun mumbled. We were all so young then. I mean heck, I was only ten, and I'm the oldest! Well, it all started one day after hard training at the academy. Me and my friends, Sherubi-san, Shikamaru-kun, Neji-chan, Chouji-kun, Hinata-chan, Kiba-kun, Naruto-sama, and Sasuke-kun, wanted to play one of the best games of all time:

Hide-And-Seek.

It seemed harmless enough...at the time. The first to seek was Neji-chan. Basically, he used his Byakugan and easily found everyone, but found Shikamaru-kun first. And then Shikamaru-kun found Kiba-kun, so he began looking. I was well hid behind the academy sign, so I wasn't worried. In a bush, I could see Sherubi-san's head peeped out, scanning the area. I chuckled and whispered to her.

"You'll be caught with your head poked out...Sherubi-san." I calmly whispered

"Oh, shut up, Zieke-kun!" Sherubi yelled.

"SHHHH! Your too loud... we'll get caught...and I told you to call me Zi-kun!"

"Found ya...Zi-kun!" Kiba-kun said, standing behind me.

"DAMNIT!" I screamed.

So, I was it. It would be easy, using the power of my phoenix feathers to scatter and gather chakara from different points around the academy. Suddenly, Sasuke-kun popped out and yelled, "Whoops!"

"Um...found you?" I questioned.

I was very confused at the move Sasuke-kun played. NO ONE likes to be it. Sasuke-kun was smiling too, which perplexed me even more. Eventually, I found out why.

I, yet again, tried to find a good spot to hide.

"Ah ha!" I thought as I slid under the school through a crack in the wall.

"No one will find me here!" I excitedly whispered.

"Someone else is here?"

I jumped practically through the floor when I heard that, but instead, just hit the floor in major pain.

"Are you ok, Zi-kun?" A loud blonde said.

"Yes...Naruto-sama." I said in a low voice.

"I told you to stop calling me sama..."

"Sorry...I'm just used to it, since you're the Yondaime-baa-chan's son and all..."

"So? I am still just another ninja."

"I guess your right, Naruto-sama."

"DAMNIT! STOP!"

I chuckled as a saw he was smiling as he said that, his cascade blue eyes darkened by the small tunnel's lack of light. Just then, I heard a noise outside the tunnel. When I looked through the crack, I saw that raven-haired Uchiha. Sasuke-kun was close.

"Naruto-sama, Sasuke-kun is just outside...no more noise, k?" I practically lipped out.

"Right...and stop the sama shit!" He said in his normal, nasally voice.

"Naruto-sama!"

The footsteps grew louder, coming in our direction. We crawled as far back as the tunnel went. It was pitch black, and I didn't want to use my eyes, fore Sasuke-kun may sense my chakara. I felt around for Naruto-sama, since, for once, wasn't making a sound. Soon, I felt something wet. It was a pair of lips.

"Do you mind?" Naruto-sama's voice came in.

"Ahh! I-I'm sorry, Naruto-sama!" I said with a stutter. Luckily, then darkness was hiding my blush.

"Stop the sama shi-" Naruto-sama started to saw before he was muffled.

"Found you...Naruto-seme." A voice said.

I was Sasuke-kun. He found us...Well Naruto-sama anyway. I was dead silent, not moving at all.

"Now I have you all to myself...where no one can hear us..." Sasuke-kun whispered.

"Sasuke-kun! Not now!" Naruto-sama whined.

"But I'm craving it now!"

"But--"

He suddenly stopped talking. I had no choice but to use my phoenix eyes in order to see what happened. I stared in shock as Sasuke-kun and Naruto-sama's lips were locked. Their tongues where going back and forth in each other's mouth. I was so mad then, because...Sasuke-kun was kissing him...and I secretly liked Naruto-sama.

Sasuke-kun started taking off Naruto-sama's jacket and shirt. I blushed madly as I saw his chest. Sasuke-kun then took off the pants. I lost it then.

"STOP IT, YOU DAMNED PERVERT!" I yelled, figuring out THAT'S why Sasuke-kun wanted to be it.

"Is that...Zi-kun?" Sasuke-kun questioned.

"Yes..." I said quietly.

"So you've been watching, eh?"

"Yeah, and I want you to stop. Now."

"Why? Is it because you like him?"

"T-t-t-that's not..."

"I can see your blush with my sharingan...Come join us..."

At that moment, my heart felt like it stopped. There was an argument going on in my brain.

"Yes, dammit, yes!" One half yelled.

"We must respect Naruto-sama's rights!" The other half screamed.

My head was spinning. I didn't know what to say, but then an armed touched my face.

"I'd like if you joined us, Zi-kun." Naruto-sama's voice called.

I easily gave in.

Eventually, all three of us were found by Sherubi-san, as she stared in awe, drooling. We let her watch, if she promised not to tell anyone. But, sadly, that promise didn't matter. The floor lifted and we were right underneath Iruka-sensei's class. Shikamaru-kun, Neji-chan, Chouji-kun, Hinata-chan, and Kiba-kun were there and the whole class stared in awe at Naruto-sama frenching me, while Sauke-kun was sucking Naruto-sama's dick and giving me anal with Sherubi-san drooling all over the place, egging it on.

The next few days, the four of us were all stared at.

"I guess we won't be playing Hide-And-Seek anymore..." I sighed.

"What now?" Sherubi-san asked.

Naruto gave us all a wink and turned to Sasuke.

"We always have the tunnel." They said at the same time while a huge simle.