Hi everyone! and Happy (Belated) New Year! I've already broken my resolution of 'Don't drink any fizzy drinks' I went to my not-quite-step-brother's first gig, and apart from alcohol, Pepsi was the only drinks they have *sighs*
Anyways, enough of my ramblings :) This is a very CRACK fic - written by my good friend Oboeplum, whilst we were reading National Geographics, discussing fandoms, ships and anything other than doing our Biology revision for our mock exam tomorrow...oops.
As I'm a nice friend, I said I'd upload it as she doesn't have a Archive account - Tut tut Oboeplum ;)
So yes, thank you for reading this if you do
DISCLAIMER: Neither me nor Oboeplum own Merlin :( Although I do have fandom t-shirts :D
Arthur watches in awe as the stout creature waddled towards him. "Wha...what is it?" he asks,
Merlin sighs.
"It's called a penguin. Its a type of bird" The penguin looked like no bird Arthur had ever seen. He reached out to touch it, but the creature reaches out and bites his fingers.
"AARGH!" Arthur screamed, ripping his hands away from the bird. Merlin rushes over to check his friend, trying to hide his giggles.
"its ok! You're not bleeding – or dying" he adds as an afterthought, giving a lopsided grin and walking back towards the penguin "Good Flippy" he praises patting the bird on the head, before throwing it a fish, smiling at Arthur's gape. Flippy chirped happily, an evil smirk crossing his beak.
Hope you enjoyed, I will send any comments onto Oboeplum.
A note on my other fics - I will hopefully update them next week after I've done my maths exam, and I can breath a sigh of relief :D
Have a good night/day
Gingerwolf96