Hi this story has been in me and my brother's notebook for a while and we watnted to try to post it, we don't really plan on continuing but I decided maybe we should share this story and post it
Tsuna: I'm here cuz?
Because we need someone to do disclaimer and we picked you out of all the characters by voting! Now do your job Uke boy!
Tsuna: TT^TT they don't own KHR and never will unless they have billions of money which they don't so they will never own KHR.
That's it we're making Mukuro rape you!
Tsuna: OAO WHAT?!
ENJOY! X3
Everyday life living in a dorm house filled with many people isn't such a bad thing. But what do you plan to expect if you were living in a dorm house filled with mafiosos? Or maybe if you lived in a dorm house with your over protective brother and co., spartan head master, a crybaby teen, a loyal bomber, a laid back samurai who loves baseball, a boxer who keeps saying "EXTREME" in every sentence, a creepy perverted pineapple, a pineapple girl who seems to be your only sane housemate, and finally your boyfriend who doesn't like crouding but stays for you? Well, that was the life of a certain brunette.
This was the life of Sawada Tsunayoshi.
"HIEEE!" a loud and familiar shriek sounded in the whole dorm house.
The shriek alarmed everyone but most of all alarmed a certain silver head, blond and raven head who came rushing down to where they heard the shriek.
"Juudaime!" the silver head; Gokudera Hayato shouted and had managed to arrive before the blond and raven head to find the brunette was suddenly dripping wet with...milk? "J-Juudaime what happened to you?" he asked with concern as he walked over to the boy who was sobbing just when the other two came.
The brunette looked up at one of his best friend, his big brother and his boyfriend with big puffy brown eyes and sniffed. "I came down to get some breakfast but when I entered the kitchen a whole bucket of milk just suddenly dropped on me!" Tsuna answered and wipe his tears away.
"A bucket of milk?" the blond; Sawada Ieyasu, Giotto asked, thought for a while and suddenly shouted; "LAMPO, DAEMON, MUKURO GET DOWN HERE NOW!"
Just then the said people all came still wearing their pajamas and also with the others. They all looked at the scene of the boy sobbing his eyes out while hugging the raven head; Hibari Kyoya who was glaring daggers at the rest of them.
"Nufufu what in the world happened to him?" the blue haired; Daemon asked with an eyebrow raised. His question goes unanswered at the blazing gaze of Giotto.
"Alright which one of you are the suicidal person who had dared to pull a nasty, milky, prank of my brother?" Giotto asked his three suspects.
"Nufufu I drink milk not use them for pranks" Daemon answered.
"I'd do it but its too much work" the green head; Lampo answered with a yawn.
"Kufufu its amusing and arousing to see Tsunayoshi dripping wet with milk" the indigo haired; Rokudo Mukuro said enraging Kyoya, Hayato and Giotto. "But sadly I am not the mastermind behind this" he admitted with a sigh.
"Then who was the idiot who made my little brother dripping wet with milk?!" Giotto demanded and suddenly the only missing boy, the black haired; Yamamoto Takeshi came down and saw the scene.
"Ah" he said catching everyone's attention. "Senpai looks like your bucket trick worked!" he said and everyone looked over to the white haired; Sasagawa Ryohei.
"I EXTREMELY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" he shouted with confusion in his loud voice.
"Haha don't you remember?" Takeshi asked.
FLASHBACK
It was twelve o'clock in the morning and a tall teen was walking through the hallways trying to get to the kitchen since he couldn't sleep and thought maybe he could get some warm milk then go back to sleep. the Takeshi yawned and kept walking through the halls rubbing his eyes when he saw light in the kitchen. "There's someone awake besides me?" he thought and entered the kitchen to see Ryohei pouring milk into a bucket. "Senpai? What are you doing?" he asked catching the other's attention.
"Oh Yamamoto its you!" Ryohei said looking at the teen and was surprisingly more quiet then he usually was. He then grinned and poured another carton of milk into the bucket. "I can't seem to extremely wake up early with my extreme alarm clock so I thought maybe since Sawada is always in the kitchen first, I could prank him a little to make him shriek since that always manages to extremely wake me up!" he said with a smile.
"Oh..." Takeshi said and just smiled. "Could you spear me some milk so I can heat it up a little and go back to sleep?" he just asked then got his milk and went back to sleep.
FLASHBACK END
"Oh that's Extremely right!" Ryohei said and punched a fist into the air. "IT EXTREMELY WORKED!" he shouted oblivious to the murderous aura from Giotto, Kyoya and Hayato.
"How dare you" the three said in unison. Giotto had some sort of gloves on, Hayato had some dynamites and Kyoya had his tonfa in one had while his other was comforting the brunette who was still sobbing lightly.
Ryohei then started trembling at this and started running. "EXTREME! ! !" he shouted as Hayato and Giotto chased him with his older brother a black haired; Knuckles, Hayato's older brother a red headed (or was it pink?); G, and Takeshi's older brother another black headed; Asari.
"Giotto, Hayato, God will not forgive you if you hurt my brother!" Knuckles shouted.
"Giotto we can just calmly talk about this!" Asari said hoping to stop his friend from killing someone and getting their headmaster angry again.
"Brat get back here or else I'll call Bianchi to make you some cookies!" G threatened and managed to tackle both Hayato and Giotto to the ground much to their protest while Ryohei ran straight out the dorm house.
"LET GO OF ME DAMN IT!" Hayato said and began cursing really loudly.
"I WON'T REST UNTIL THAT BASTARD DIES! ! !" Giotto declaired.
"Asari give me a hand!" G said holding onto Hayato while Asari held onto Giotto.
"Yare yare everyone should just calm down" suddenly a curly black haired; Lambo, spoke up scratching the back of his head just as Tsuna began to stop sobbing and began wiping his tears.
"Boss, here's a towel" a gentle violet haired; Chrome said handing him a towel.
"T-thanks Chrome..." he said and began wiping his face first.
"Now I shall go bite that herbivore to death" Kyoya said holding his tonfas when someone suddenly stopped him. He turned around to glare at his older brother, a cream platinum blond; Alaude.
"Hn. Stop" he told his younger brother.
Kyoya, though really wanted to refuse, followed what his brother said when he suddenly saw a man wearing a fedora enter the kitchen.
"Chaos" he greeted and scanned the room to find a wet Tsuna, a struggling Giotto, G, Asari and Hayato, a pissed looking Hibari, an amused Daemon and Alaude, a lazy Lampo and Lambo, a praying Knuckles, a laughing Takeshi, and a worried looking Chrome. The man sighed and went to the fridge, all of this seemed too normal for him to care anymore. He didn't care that a boxer suddenly jumping through the window while breaking it in the process
No.
He was going to keep cal-
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"What happened to all the milk?" he asked with a murderous aura and looked at everyone. Reborn was also well known to need milk every morning and also for him to go extremely spartan without either milk or his espresso.
Tsuna had already ran away together with Chrome out of fear. Takeshi was just laughing. G, Asari, Giotto and Hayato all froze. Daemon and Mukuro had disappeared. Knuckles began praying on both knees. Lampo and Lambo ran away screaming. Alaude and Kyoya just simply "hn."-ed. That left the idiot who came back in through the window, breaking it in the process.
"So it was you!" Reborn said pointing a gun towards Ryohei who raised his hands n surrender.
"I-I EXTREMELY APOLOGIZE!" Ryohei said and began running while Reborn shot a lot of bullets towards Ryohei.
LATER AFTER THE MONING CLASSES
The morning half of school was finally over for the housemates and was currently relaxing in the house. The housemates, unlike normal students, had two separate times, the morning classes (6-10 am) and the afternoon classes (2-6/7 pm an extra hour for Tsuna) since they live in a dorm and in the middle they got to do whatever they wanted and just usually goof off and as an extra gets to have three days without school. Though strangely Tsuna was actually reading a textbook while taking notes for some strange reason when usually he would either watch TV or hang around his lover, Kyoya.
Everyone stared at Tsuna with wide eyes as he kept on reading his textbook and taking notes. No one dared to ask what he was doing and was just observing what he was doing until a certain skylark finally came to see what the 'Herbivores' we crouding and saw his lover actually studying.
"Tsunayoshi?" he called approaching the said brunette.
"Ah! Kyoya! Great timing" Tsuna said and holding his textbook and walked over to Kyoya. "Could you teach me how to solve this?" he asked pointing to a hard math problem.
Kyoya didn't know what to say. Tsuna never asked him questions on math or anything related to school as a matter of fact, though he did ask questions out of pure innocence. "Sure but why the sudden interest in math?" he asked and Tsuna just tilted his head.
"Well...this morning, my math teacher told me that if I didn't ace the math quiz tomorrow he would make sure that I wouldn't be able to get out of school for a week and I don't want to stay in the school for a week so I'm making sure I would be able to pass it..." Tsuna said oblivious to what was behind the math teacher's words.
This managed to enrage the skylark and the others. For a mere moment everyone's thoughts were on murdering a certain teacher but that soon subsided and Kyoya began to teach the brunette what he needed to learn.
Everyone also pitched in to help by doing small things like making sure Lambo and or Lampo were behaving, bringing them some snacks or drinks and sometimes helping in teaching the brunette but making sure not to stay too long or else the skylark would kill them. Some of them even were making sure Mukuro doesn't enter the room.
AFTER THE TEST AND SCHOOL
Tsuna suddenly came in the house looking really gloomy. He gave a sigh and walked into the kitchen alarming the people inside especially his overprotective brother.
"What's wrong Tsuna?" Giotto asked.
"...I failed..." Tsuna answered and gave his test paper to his older brother.
Giotto and the others were shocked. Tsuna was studying really hard and with Kyoya there teaching him there was no way he would fa-
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"Tsuna...you got everything right..." Giotto said and passed it to their smartest guy in the room; G.
After a while of scanning the paper, G gave back the test paper to Tsuna and nodded to Giotto. "The kid got everything perfectly...not one mistake" G told Giotto and Giotto's eyes went sharp.
"What a bastard of a teacher...I'll teach him!" Giotto said and was about to go and murder the math teacher until a gun shot was heard.
Everyone then looked towards the door to see Reborn with a smirk.
"There is no need to go and kill him...I took care of it" he said and left the kitchen.
Everyone knew the spartan of a man cared for the brunette like his own son and that he can torture antone better than anyone. So with everyone knowing that was taken care of, they just didn't care and went back to what they were doing. Though some of the kind hearted, Tsuna and Chrome, hoped that the teacher would at least be breathing.
Yup it was just an ordinary day in the Vongola Dorm House.
Alright there we might continue it if we get at least five reviews saying that its great and all so hope you enjoyed it and please review!
BTW yeah we have other pairings for all of them and though it wasn't showed here if we decide to continue the pairings will be revealed but for now its only 1827
Some of the ideas in this chapter was from our friends while we were bored and wanted to write something during free period in our class so if any of the idea seems familiar to you blame our friends because they told us that some of them came from fanfics they have read.
-Unemori Twins-