I do NOT own any of the characters in this story!All the characters belong to Ryohgo Narita. Also this is my first fanfiction i have ever written in my life, so i am so sorry if it is shitty and the grammar is bad. I also want to apologize if there is a little bit of OC, i tried my best to make everyone in character. There will be probably be some OC moments in later chapters, but as of now i am trying to keep everyone in character.

WARNING! There will be Yaoi and Male x Male in the later chapters so if you are reading this now and want to continue in the future be aware that this fanfiction will soon turn into a homo erotic fanfic in the future! Other than that i hope you all enjoy this Shizaya Fanfiction!

(Izaya's POV)

It was a cold and gloomy day, sitting at my desk looking at my computer. I had a few clients of mine call needing some information, but I already figured out most of it. It was mediocre kind of job, something I could have done in my sleep. After all I was good at what I do, but sometimes I wanted just a little bit more excitement in my life. Don't get me wrong I love my job, I love working with humans in general. I can read them like a book, they are too predictable. I let out a chuckle, just thinking about it. Today was kind of a drag to be honest, I was becoming bored.

"Namie dear I would like some tea, would you be so kind and make me some?" an annoyed sigh came from across the room.

"I'm surprised you trust me enough to do such a thing" Said Namie. "Going to try and poison me neh?" I say.

"I am not that stupid Namie, and if I find out there is anything in my cup other and tea it is coming out of your salary."

"Whatever" Namie says under her breathe in an irritated voice. "You know that's not very professional to be disrespectful to your boss, you forget who signs your pay check" I say proudly.

"So if you did poison me what were you planning to do?" Rob me of all my money and leave the scene of the crime?"

Namie looks amused "I've thought about it" she says sarcastically while sitting the hot tea cup on my desk.

I look at the cup pulling it closer towards me. "But what would my family think? I say sarcastically. They would wonder where the money is you know. I say before taking a sip of my tea.

"Ha! What family? It's not like they come around anyway. Namie says mockingly.

"Yeah yeah, you're just pissed off, because you will never have your brother's dick inside you" I say tauntingly.

"Just drop dead already" She says in defeat.

"Ha, I love you too. I say jokingly, but half way truthful.

For I love all humans, and Namie has to be one of the few I find interesting. An older sister in love with her brother, knowing he will never love her back. It's pathetic and almost sad. Poor pitiful Namie I say to myself. I Finish my tea, and make my way out of my office chair. "I'm going to go out, and when I get back those papers better be organized or its coming out of your pay" I say to her. She rolls her eyes at me without saying a word. I chuckle to myself assumed as I put on my favorite fur jacket and walk out the door.

As I was walking down the streets in the most exciting city in Japan, I realized there wasn't anything exciting going on at all today. I sigh in disappointment. Usually somethings going down either it be the cops trying to track down the dullhaun, the gangs getting into a brawl, Dotachin and his gang getting involved in whatever there is to get involved in, and of course that brute destroying the city of Ikebukuro, but of course that wouldn't be happening because I would have to provoke that.

I think to myself I honestly haven't seen Shizu~chan in a while. How long as it been? A few days? A week? I scratch my head wondering how long has it been since I had a good old game of cat and mouse with my favorite monster in Ikebukuro? Well I'm sure I was doing him a favor, but not like I'd want to give him any favors. I just got busy with my clients and work. I get out my phone to look at the time, it was 4:32. Usually around the time school lets out and 28 minutes before Shizu~chan should be done with his job. Most people would think it's called stalking, that I would know what time my arch nemesis gets off work. It's just that I am constantly trying to make his life a living hell. I can't exactly answer why I do what I do, but I will say this I just love to watch his anger take over him. His expressions are more than assuming. I love that I can give him such an expression just by being in his presents. Ha-ha! I laugh out loud.

Oh Shizu~chan you're the most predictable out of all the humans, except you're not human. You see Shizu~chan is different he doesn't have the qualities of a human being. I mean he looks normal and maybe can act normal sometimes, not really I think to myself. He has this incredible power of strength. It's monstrous along with his rage of anger, only a monster could do such a thing. It is not every day you see a 27 year old man pick up an auto mobile and throw it as if it was it was nothing. I have never seen anything like it honestly, in all my years on this earth never have I once met someone or something like Shizuo Hewajiima. I may love all of humanity, but I could never love a monster.

I hear the sound of a horse's neigh and a motor engine, it's obviously the dullhuan. Speaking of monsters, there is another unusual being in Ikebukuro and that is Celty Sturluson. Also known as the headless rider, the name says itself. She is a headless women and not only that she has these strange shadow powers that looks like black smoke. It quite interesting. You see Celty may be monster like, but she has every quality of a human minus the headless part. She has predictable emotions. One of her emotions is love. She is in love with the underground doctor Shinra Kishitani an acquaintance of mine back in middle school, but that is a whole other story. Celty would do anything to protect the people she loves, she puts all her trust and faith into that doctor. I will never understand that kind of love. It is a sign of weakness, giving up everything knowing it could be taken away from you in a heartbeat. To make things worse she is immortal. She is an interesting one indeed.

She stops in front of me, I guess I caught her of guard. "Eh Celty! How's it going?"

I say with a devious smile. She begins typing on her phone. [What kind of trouble are you going to get into today?]

"Oh Celty so mean, now why would you suggest such a thing I am only talking a walk getting some fresh air" I say.

[Because every time your around something is about to go down, and I don't want to be a part of it].

"So rude, your starting to sound like Shizu~chan" I say slightly annoyed.

Yes it was true I am usually the one that is stirring up trouble in this city, but there are a few others that could take the spotlight every now and then.

[Whatever you're going to do, leave Shizuo out of it, I am getting tired of you two constantly fighting.]

"Well I am not the one going around breaking stop signs and light posts" I say sarcastically.

[Well you're always the one who provokes it!] "Oh but I am not the one who is feeding the fire, if Shizu~chan wanted he could walk away but he won't, ha-ha! I say while laughing.

Shizu~chan and his anger, I think to myself.

[Well I am off I had to go do a delivery for one of Shinra's patience, I will be on my way now. Please try not to start anything today.]

"Oh Celty, I can't make any promises."

I watch Celty take off on her bike and I watch the black shadowy smoke flow through the air. I then being walking down an alley way thinking about what I should do for the rest of the day. Honestly days like these were the worst I'm just waiting for something to happen. I sigh. Maybe I will go get Russian Sushi? I say to myself. Nah I had that yesterday, too much sushi in one week. Even though I always love me some fatty tuna. Suddenly I hear 2 people talking, I mean there is a lot of people talking in such a busy town, but 2 familiar voices. I look to see, which honestly I could tell you who it was right off the bat. Speaking of the devil himself it was Shizu~chan and his Boss Tom Tanaka. I watch from a distance as they are talking. I know it is a bit of a stalker I will admit, but I have my reasons. Finally I see Tom walking away I guess he was headed home. Now finally I can have some fun with Shizu~chan. A lot of people would think I am a bit suicidal or perhaps a masochists. Well maybe I was a bit of a sadomasochist to be exact. It's not that I get off on getting myself in a dangerous situation. I just find it exciting and thrilling and fun. It's like the feeling you get when you're on a roller coaster and you're at the very top and you finally go down and you have that scared but also fun feeling in your stomach. But honestly I am not scared of Shizu~chan, because I myself am one of the strongest men in Ikebukuro myself. No I may not have super inhuman strength. I just so happen to have expert knife skills and be a master at parkour. If I wasn't then I probably wouldn't be alive. I know what I'm doing though I've been playing cat and mouse with Shizu~chan for years. I never get tired of it.

"Oh Shhhiiiizzzuuu~chaaan!" I scream in an exciting voice. He looks over at me and there it was the expression of pure anger and hatred. Like I said predictable. I mean he is so predictable it's almost scary.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF IKEBUKURO YOU FLEA!" the brute yelled back at me! "Ha oh Shizu~chan I could never leave, I would miss out on all the fun games we play together" I say mockingly.

"Oh you wanna play a game? Well let's play flea". He says sarcastically while pulling a light post out of the ground.

See, so predictable. I chuckle on the inside.

I was finally feeling amused after this boring ass day. He swings the light post at me and I quickly dodge it, and start making a run for it.

"Arghh! Get back here you stupid flea! I'm going kill you once and for all!"

ha-ha! Running from Shizuo was pretty amusing I was always faster than him, one of the many reasons he could barely ever get a scratch on me. I mean don't get me wrong he has left some bruise and a few scars. He has some fair game, but I am just too fast. Suddenly I turn around to see a vending machine coming at me so I run and jump onto the building above me. Thank me (god) for parkour training all those years, really payed off. I make it to the top panting and out of breathe.

"Damn you Izaya! I swear next time I see you I'm gonna end you! "Yeah I knew you'd say that Shizu~chan" I say while running away again onto the roof top.

I jump make it across to another building this one was much taller it over looked all of Ikebukuro, I figured Shizuo was to tired and just gave up for the day so I decided to catch my breath for a bit and also take in the beautiful view of the city. I have to say if there is anything I love more than humans its overlooking tall buildings. I know it sounds crazy, but its breath taking looking down at all the people walking, going on with their daily lives the lights of the buildings shining bright. I step up on one of the railings to get a better view, just taking everything in. Looking at all of humanity. I guess this is the part where I go back to saying people must think im suicidal. I mean it's not everyday people stand on tall buildings like this. But im not your average human. I am different myself.

I would consider myself more of a god like figure. And why you may ask? Well I always know what humans are thinking and I can control them as if I were to control my own TV at home. I can manipulate their minds with my char mastic personality. See humans are weak they can't have control over their emotions, but for me I choose not to feel emotions. Of course I am happy, only because I choose to be. Humans let things like love and drama get in the way of their daily lives. Sometimes they will even take their own life because of it. Don't get me wrong when I say I love humans it doesn't mean I want to be involved with them. It just means I am happy with whatever decision they choose. I don't care if they are sad or happy, I just want to see their reaction. I can persuade them into things yes, but it is all on them on what decision they make. They can love me or they can hate me. But I will always be me. This is who I am. I chose to be inhuman. I chose to separate myself from emotions like love real love. Love only shows a person's weakness. So that is why I love humanity from a distance.