I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. It's called "dacryphilia."

A wretched relationship!Sue Mary Sue Null Guardian baby that happened to be explicitly connected to D'Void who had been unfortunately designated as her doting and disturbingly obsessive father, wandered into the story. Everyone groaned and quickly tabbed out. Save for a few masochistic lost souls out there who enjoy a good laugh at the torment of their beloved fictional characters by weeaboos rife with Cluster B personality disorders.

There came a shriek that sounded a lot like D'Void. I had a hard time even beginning to understand this story, so hopefully this parody makes some minor sense of it. If not, who cares? No important points will be lost, I'm sure. Dying, crying. Mary Sues. That's about it. I long for the day when something new, yet old, will be thrown into the mix. Perhaps terribly awkward yaoi love scenes, elaborate Chinese take out dinners, wandering through rose gardens, and inexplicable J-Rock concerts. Those were always side-splittingly fun. Oh, horrible nostalgia.

"OH, MY POOR BABIES ARE DEAD AGAIN! Or something," wailed D'Void.

The Sue was awkwardly written into the scene. She witnessed her poor dear old daddy on the bed, sobbing his evil little heart out. Even the Sue was confused as to what the hell was going on. Oh, apparently the babies were dead from yet another mysterious and unexplained illness and were now ghosts, or whichever.

"I think I was holding ghosts," D'Void explained. "Always with the ghosts." He shrugged. He went back to sobbing hysterically. "Oh sob, oh cry!"

The Sue began to sob hysterically as well. Both she and D'Void held each other and sobbed hysterically.

"Good lord! How many stories like this are there?" D'Void inquired through his hysterical sobs.

Vegeta, prince of the Saiyans, or Saiya-jins, if you prefer, made a cameo appearance, bursting through the wall. He held up his Scouter and screamed, "OVER 9000!"

"Ha ha, old memes," laughed D'Void.

He went back to sobbing hysterically with his Mary Sue before they too tragically died of unexplained illnesses and became ghosts. Whatever. You figure it out. I'm tired.

The End