Patrick Star: I call the meeting of the Society of Idiotic Cartoon Characters into order.
OK, first order of business, uhhhhhhh, [drools] Oh! Yeah! Roll Call! Stimpson J. Cat.
Stimpy: Duh, present.
Patrick: Billy.
Billy: Over here!
Patrick: Ralph Wiggum.
Ralph: I are Ralph.
Patrick: Goofy.
Goofy: [chuckles] Present.
Patrick: Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie: Pressy-Wessy
Patrick: Dee-Dee.
Dee-Dee: That's me, Dee-Dee
Patrick: OK, second order of business, i wanna introduce the newest member to our society.
Please welcome... Ms. Leni Loud.
[applause]
Leni: Hello, I'm glad to be part of a group who like to get sick all the time.
Patrick: Wait, we like to get sick?
Leni: Of course. Isn't this group called SICC, as in we all like to get sick.
Ralph: My brain is hurting.
Billy: Mine too.
Pinkie: I'm not sure i like to vomit. Unless I eat too much candy, then I'll really vomit.
Leni: So if you don't get sick, then what does SICC mean exactly?
[everyone says uhhhhhhhhhh]
Stimpy: Duh, I don't know.
Goofy: I don't know neither.
Patrick: Uh, uh, uh, let's eat until we figure out what SICC means.
[Everyone is having lunch.]
Dee-Dee: So I went into Dexter's lab and I press shiny buttons and everything went boom boom.
[Leni and Dee-Dee laugh.]
Dee-Dee: So what's with you, new girl.
Leni: Well, I live with 10 sisters. And one of them dresses exactly like a boy.
Billy: Hey, guys, wanna see me do this trick with my nose.
[Billy snorts out his bogger and does tricks with it. Everyone else is disgusted.]
Patrick: Ring Ring Ring Ring. Back to the meeting.
Alright. I think I figured out what SICC means.
Leni: Well, what is it?
Patrick: It means... that we have a sick name, which means it's awesome.
Everybody: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Goofy: [chuckles] That makes more sense.
Stimpy: We're the coolest group ever.
[Everyone is cheering.]
Ralph: I like cheering without understanding why.
Pinkie Pie: Let's go out and PARTY!
[Kick Out the Epic Mother****** by Dada Life plays in the montage.]
Leni: That was totes awesome.
Billy: Yeah it was!
Patrick: Alright, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [drools]
[clock rings]
Patrick: Oh, look, quitting time. Time to go home.
Leni: See ya next week.
Goofy: See ya
Stimpy: Duh, bye.
Dee-Dee: OK.
Ralph: I like waving.
[Everyone head towards the exit all at once, they're all stuck.]
Patrick: Uh-Oh, I think we're all stuck. But not to worry, fellow SICC-ers, someone will help us in no time.
[Several months later.]
Patrick: Yep, anytime now.
The End