Mortal Combat Revenge Style
Mac just looked at Max.
He said again "Mac you know we don't work any more, I'm tired of trying to make you happy."
"You do make me happy, why would you say that you don't make me happy?" looking into his eyes for an answer
"I see it in you eyes, its like you want to be happy but you aren't, and there's something else…" he stops. He didn't want to tell her the real reason, he had been cheating on her. He thought it would be easier for him if she was the reason they were breaking up.
"Well what the hell else do you have to tell me?" She yelled feeling her anger rising, she had thought that something was off between them for the last couple of weeks and of course with Veronica Mars as a friend she knew what the tell tale signs of cheating were and they were there. She looked at him with her face showing the rage building. He could tell she knew, that she was waiting for him to confirm.
"Mac, I um...there's something I have to tell you"
"well no shit, spit it out already, I have a class in ten minutes!" her voice was cold
"umicheated"
"what?"
"I cheated...on you"
"with who?... wait I don't want to know, I gotta go...oh and max just so were clear 'we'(gesturing to herself and him) are done...and you are going to be in a whole world of hurt, because I am tired of assholes hurting me" she said with a clear calm even voice that was filled with ice "oh and Max...don't worry it will hurt you a lot more then it will me" with that she walked out of his apartment.
once she was in her car she reached into her purse and dug around for her phone. dialing the phone she waited for someone to pick up.
"hey Mac-attack, what's going on?" veronica asked when she answers her phone.
"you want to disperse some revenge and make someone's life a living hell?" Mac asks.
"ohh who's on the hit list?" veronica questions.
"Max" Mac replied coldly
"Mac what happened?" veronica asks with concern in her voice, she knows from Macs tone they broke up.
"I'm blowing off my class and I will meet you, where are you?" Mac says even and monotone that tells veronica that Macs coming to find her whether she's wants to meet up or not
"umm..." Try's to stall and get her to change her mind, just then Logan starts laughing at something on the TV. .
"your at lagans" Mac asked not really as a question more like a statement she wanted confirmed
"you have been around me to long" veronica chuckles
"well get your pants back on and make sure Logan has his on too, he can help, what do you say pinky want to help me take over his world, and then crush it?" Mac says and veronica can almost see an evil grin on Macs face through the phone.
"Mac, if you weren't a girl and my friend I would totally marry you, your on you know how I can't resist vigilantly justice!" veronica almost squealed
With that they hung up the phones.
Veronica turn to Logan. " pants on playboy Macs on her way and she's a women scorn"
"what happened" he asked as him and veronica dressed in her in a pair of his boxers and a tee shirt and he put on a pair of sweat pants and a tee-shirt as well
"she didn't say but she is set on making Max pay big time" she said walking into the living room of his suite at the grand.
"ohhh I love a good afternoon drama" said clapping his hands together
"its going to be I believe her exact words were 'what do you say pinky want to help me take over his world, and then crush it' so it's going to have fireworks and there will be flames" she said giggling herself
"I don't think I have ever heard Mac talk like that, if she wasn't your friend and we weren't together I might find that kind of sexy" as soon as that sentence was finished he wished he hadn't said it, but she surprised him with a smirk and laughing said
"I know I'm seriously considering leaving you for her"
"not funny, but that would be hotter then what I said"
there's a knock on the door and she goes to answer it
"hey Mac what happened?" veronica questioned
as she started to explain what happened dick walked out of his room leaning on the door frame with his arms crossed his chest and listening to her
"ohhh he tired to tell me that I wasn't happy no matter how hard he tried to make me, but that was all fucking bullshit he was trying to make himself feel better because he could keep his cock in his pants and was fucking someone else, so now I'm pissed and I'm going to have some fun and fuck his whole world up, I'm talking running home to mommy tail between his legs, got nothing left paying...maybe I could put him on the F.B.I. most wanted list and call in and anonymous tip...hummmm" said voice raising with each word
"whoa wait before you commit felonies there Mac-attack" veronica said
"ohh come on veronica how funny would it be to sit across the street and watch that raid?" she replied openly laughing at the thought of the two of them sitting on the other side of the street in lawn chairs and eating popcorn watching max's house get raided
"ok where's Mac and what have you done with her?" Logan asked " cuz this Mac is seriously scary"
"no shiz, remind me not to piss you off any more" dick finally spoke, which earn him a glare from Mac as she realized he heard the whole story then her glare turned into and evil smirk
"hey dick, you want to stay on my good side?" Mac questioned him with a angered voice
"ummm...yeah" he look kind of wary of were this was going
"good you get to help me, who else is in because we can have fun with this" she said starting out with an even voice and ending in a slight giggle
"ok well I'm in and since Logan wants to keep my company he's in to, you think we'll need more people?" Veronica said
"ok well now we've got the players lets figure this game out" Mac said smiling
"ohh I love games what are we playing 'life' or shoots and ladders" veronica said almost giddyMac look around the room with a smile crossed her face and said "mortal combat revenge style"Veronica, Logan and Dick looked at her and wide grins appeared on there faces Logan spoke first
"well this looks like it going to be fun"
veronica was next "yeah I love a good strategy meeting"
"I'm ordering food, and I think this unholy alliance should start with a toast" dick said as he went to the bar and poured shots for everyone. They all went over and got their shots, raised the shots and clicked them together
"here's to stupid exes and getting even and over with a nice bang!"
Mac stated they all drank their shots quickly. Logan Veronica and dick looking at each other trying to figure out what she had meant by 'getting even and over with a nice bang'. Mac just smirked.
"I think that was a good idea, huh who would of though you would have had and idea let alone a good one...you know it might get lonely" Mac said with a smirk
"what might get lonely" dick asked Mac then realizing that she just insulted him
"your idea, you know you don't tend to think so its going to get lonely" Mac replied with a giggle as Logan and veronica who had been holding in there laughter finally let it out
"not cool Mackie, here I am trying to be nice and shit and you got to start picking on me" dick pouted
"awww did I hurt your feelings?" she asked with and innocent look on her face.
Logan and veronica went into lagans room to get dressed in street clothsdicks pout turned into a devious smile and he replied
"yes you did, you know I got something you can kiss to make it all better" then looks down towards his pants
"touché" Mac stated as she burst into a laugh then got a devious grin of her own on her face as walks toward him, she stops right next to him and standing on her toes to whisper in his ear right as he starts to take a drink of his beer he just opened
"I'm not that great at kissing I'm way better at sucking, but since you only want a kiss I guess its your loss"
as she is whispering in his ear Logan and Veronica come out of his room they see the exchange between them mainly focusing on dick as his eyed are getting bigger as Mac is whispering something to him and as she is finishing saying what ever she said dick is spitting beer and blushing. she is laughing so hard she is doubling over and falling on the floor
" what's going on I feel like I missed something" Logan asked as he looks at veronica and she stare at himand says
" I think we did but I'm almost afraid to ask what she said because it has to be bad, she made dick blush"
"not even funny to joke about things like that gw" dick said pouting again
"its not? I thought it was cuz I'm still laughing" Mac replied still chuckling
"ok now I know I missed something what's so funny Mac?" Logan asked with a smirk of his own
"nothing really just dick..."Mac answers, which cause a laugh again from her as well as Dick at the innuendo
"ok-ay, I don't think there going to tell us" veronica said
"nope" was all Mac said then looked at dirk as he nodded agreeing with her
"well I'm ordering Chinese, everyone want the normal?" Logan asked everyone nodded
"okay while we wait lets get this show on the road, so how are we getting that toad back" veronica looked at Mac and asked.
They all sat down on the couches, Logan and veronica curled up together on one couch and Mac and Dick sitting on the other couch with as much room between them as they could make.
Mac started "well we have to hit him where it hurts first his money, we need to make his 'business suffer', but that going to be hard."
"what if you hack his computer and copy all his files then we could find his 'client list' and then leak it to the whole school" dick thought out loud " then no one will want to buy any papers from him in fear of getting caught"
"holy shit" Mac yelled
"what, what's wrong?" veronica asked
"dick just had another good idea, I think the worlds going to end soon!" Mac said laughing.
Veronica and Logan joined her laughing as well.
Dick on the other hand was getting annoyed "yeah keep laughing and see how much I help" he said as he got up to answer the door and pay for the food.
"is little dickie going to pout again?" Mac said in a voice you would use to talk to a young child.
"first off there is nothing little about 'dickie' and second suck it gw!" dick replied looking at Mac
This caused everyone to laugh harder then they were and Mac to turn to dick and wink.
She the said "shoot I have to get my thing from his apartment, I really don't want to go over there and deal with him"
Logan said "we will all go after we eat, me and dick will keep little maxi poo away from you as you and veronica gather your things. Sound good?"
"that would be great, thanks guys" Mac stated.
The room was silent as they all ate with the occasional rude comment about how someone else ate, usually Veronica toward dick about how much noise he made eating noodles.