Serenade to Serena

„Serena Moonbeam, I ask you,
you, the best, the Queen of all,
much fairer than the sky so blue,
Let me ask you to the Ball!"

Serena blushed. "Oh, Harry James,
are you sure that you want me?
I'm not a Queen, but a Princess.
Ginny is the Queen for thee!"

"Serena, will you come with me?
I will offer you my soul.
I promise, a good man I'll be,
if you will just make me whole."

Serena blushed. "Oh, Draco, dear!
Are you sure that you want me?
I'm not worthy of your soul.
Hermione is the girl for thee."

"Serena, let me beg of you,
to change my life for good.
My friends have all left me for you,
I'm lost in the cold, dark wood."

Serena blushed. "Ron, can't you see?
There's no proper mate for thee.
I'm a Sue, so you are below
the awesome creature called me."

"My hair is always wonderful,
my eyes change their beautiful hue,
I am so very powerful.
Behold the great magic of Sue!"