This is a Song I wrote to the tune of Monster Mash- Set in Book 3

I OWN NOTHING! NOT HARRY POTTER. NOT THE SONG MONSTER MASH!

Dr. Demento owns the song and JRK the theme, Characters and setting.

I was walking in the hall late one night
When my eyes beheld the ugliest sight.
With Quills and Rules she took our fun
And took over Hogwarts, there's no where to Run

(She did the Smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash
(The Umbridge Smash)
It was a Hogwarts Bash.
(She did the smash.)
Dumbledores gone in a flash
(She did the smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash
From the Gryffindor Tower where Potter Sleeps
To The Slytherin Dungons where Death Eaters creeps
The Hufflepuffs come, all so wholesome and pure
To see The Ravenclaws catch her on they Lure

(She did the Smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash
(The Umbridge Smash)
It was a Hogwarts Bash.
(She did the smash)
Dumbledores gone in a flash
(She did the smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash

Umbridges Classes taught students none
DA's Practice had just begun
The inquisitorial squad Included
Malfoy, Flitch and his cat
Sirius was kidnapped
Or so Potter thought
Weasley Wheezes were flying
Scaring Umbridge without Even trying
The Order Members were about to arrive
The DEs showed up in numbers of five

(She did the Smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash
(The Umbridge Smash)
It was a Hogwarts Bash.
(She did the smash.)
Dumbledores gone in a flash
(She did the smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash

Out of a corner Lucius' appear
But he failed to get Potter to fear
Voldymort appeared, epic battle was fought
"He's back" Is all the Minster could have thought

(She did the Smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash
(The Umbridge Smash)
It was a Hogwarts Bash.
(She did the smash.)
Dumbledores gone in a flash
(She did the smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash

Now Umbridge is had become a little bit loony
But it wasn't Like she wasn't already
Now Dumbledore is back
And Umbridge we now lack
Potter name has been clear
And Umbridges ties were all sheered

(She did the Smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash
(The Umbridge Smash)
It was a Hogwarts Bash.
(She did the smash.)
Dumbledores gone in a flash
(She did the smash)
She did the Umbridge Smash