Kim: hai! Welcome to….. What the hell is this show called?
Person: shugo chara thingie! And were live dumbass
Kim: shugo chara thingie! And were live dumbass
Person: shit
Kim: IIIIKKKUUTTTOO!
Ikuto: shit
Kim: *glomps ikuto* I LoVe YoU! YOU SMEXY MAN BEAST!
Everyone: 0.0
Inuyasha: wow that's really out of Kim's character
Amu: why must you always come in every shugo chara story Kim makes?
Inuyasha: *shrugs shoulders*
Amu: *sigh*
Kim: ikuto, go kiss amu, K?
Ikuto: yes mam *salutes*
Amu: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING PERVERT!
Everyone: 0.0
Ikuto *takes amu backstage*
Utau: holy shit
Kim: does anyone else hear the sound of sucking face?
*everyone looks where amu and ikuto went*
Rima: holy shit
Kim: I know, come on utau, let's watch
Utau: let's
Kukai: holy shit
Inuyasha: this is awkward
Rima: get the fuck out of here
Random voice: kim-chan
Everyone: WTF!
*little chara comes in link in my profile*
Rima: who the hell are you?
Kirakisyou: kim where are you?
*another chara comes link in my profile* kim, where the hell are you?
Kirakisyou: Suigintou, you don't have to be so mean
Suigintou: you don't have to have rose with thorns on your eyes
Kirakisyou: at least I don't have bat wings
*from backstage everyone hears it*
Ikuto: what the-
Amu: *screams*
Kim: *so und of chair falling down* SHIT!
Utau: *laughs*
Kim: I DROPPED MY POPCORN!
Everyone: 0.o
Suiginto: *sighs*
Kirakisyou: kim-chan!
*kim and utau come back*
Rima: what the hell was that?
Kukai: and where's amu and ikuto?
Kim+utau: *grins*
Kirakisyou: there in kim's bedroom
Kim: *looks hoorified* not on my bed! * run's to her room*
Kirakisyou: well, me and suiginto are kim's shugo chara's!
Suiginto: I'm kim's desire to be more confident, cocky, and not shy
Kirakisyou: and I'm kim's desire to be more elegant, beautiful, and more graceful
Naghiko: I see now
*kim, ikuto, and amu come back*
* another voice* kim! Kim!
Rima: don't tell me, another chara
*chara with a short, tight black dress with high heeled shoes and a red headband and straight, long brown hair with cat ears*
Yoru: *drools*
Rhythm: *blushes*
Dachi: *faints*
Ikuto: so who's this… interesting chara
Kim: this is maru (my favorite instant lunch XD)
Maru: I'm kim's desire to be sexy, treated like an adult, and….
Amu: what?
Maru: I can't tell you
Rima: why?
Maru: *looks at kim* because…
Kim: it's okay maru, tell them *hide's face in hair*
Maru: no kim, *sighs* she's been through alot
Ikuto: like…
Maru: she's kinda like you
Ikuto: how?
Maru: something… horrible happened to kim, and she's still going through
Ikuto: will a hug from me help?
Kim: ! *hugs ikuto*
Maru: she's all better now
Suigintou: hey maru, *grins*
Maru: *grins back*
Amu: what?
Maru: chara change!
Kim: *bewbs get REALLY big with cat ears*
Everyone: 0.o
Kim: iiiiiiiikkkkkuuuuttttoooo! *says seductively*
Kirakisyou: shit
Guy from audience (which has been really quiet): KIM I WANNA MOLEST YOU!
everyone: O.O
kim: *un-chara change* maru *shakes fist*
maru: moonlight-angel418 does not own shugo chara-help
suigintou + kirakisyou: or us!
Utau: why doesn't she own you?
Suigintou: because were characters from a different anime
Kirakisyou: try and guess which anime, pictures will be on kim's profile!
Suigintou: peach-pit also made our anime too
Naghiko: wow
Kim: start sending in dares and songs for them to do! (kinda forgot that XD)
Everyone: R&R!