Persona non Deutschland

Chapter 1

Ludwig's Spring Cleaning

One morning, after his training exercises, while Feliciano slept, Ludwing decided he would do some Spring Cleaning on Feliciano's house. He was a little confused how he even got by with a house so disorganized. His own house had been done back in April and here it was July! When he had come to live with Feliciano he had been so distracted that he hadn't really noticed the mess.

He was already forming battleplan as he made his way to the attic, armed to the teeth with cleaning supplies. Climbing the rickety pull down stairs with a feather duster between his teeth, he made it to the top then almost fell back down the stairs bckwards at what he saw, suppressing a not-so-manly shriek. In the attic he had stumbled upon a small family in very outdated clothing in as much shock as he was.

"Oh for the love of-! War's over, you can go home now!" he sighed, jerking his thumb over his shoulder.

As they left, Ludwig took a deep breath and briefly rubbed his temples for a few moments before starting his work. As he fnished up, he gathered his supplies together before lugging them down the stairs again carefully. Now that the attic was finished he could move things up there to be stored with no worries.

Now on the second floor, Ludwig made short work of the smaller bedrooms and bathrooms, cleaning with efficiency and speed. A few rooms took some organization, such as Felciano's room of shoes , but the cleaning was mostly painless.

Since his strudel was still asleep, Ludwig skipped their room for now and decided to rest briefly for lunch. He knew that he could not be allowed too much slack for he would not allow it of his men. Balancing his cleaning supplies he made it down the stairs to the kitchen, leaving his supplies by the entry way. As he cleaned up he made his battle plan on the lowe half of the house deciding to start at the back.

Half way through his light lunch, and second mug of beer, Feliciano stumbled into the kitchen, having almost tripped on the cleaning supplies outside the entrance somehow. Ludwig glanced up from his newspaper and seeing his beloved wurst got the the warmest look in his eyes.

"Ah, finally out of bed I see. Did you sleep well?" he questioned as Feliciano took a seat next to him at the breakfast nook.

Feliciano answered him sleepily, "I was dreaming about mountains of pasta when Ivan appeared and ate it all, swinging his vodka bottlle around wildly. It was really scary! When I woke up and you weren't there I had to come find you!" Feliciano smiled warmly, taking his blonde lover's hand in his.

Ludwig returned Feliciano's warm smile with his own and replied "I would never go far without you." And it was was true, for Ludwig loved him deeply. "Now if you'll excuse me, I must get back to my cleaning duties." He gave his love a kiss before rising from his seat.

"Cleaning duties?" Feli questioned. "My house wasn't that bad and if you clean it I won't be able to find anything!" he whined from his seat.

"You pasta head! This place is so disorganized and and filthy! How do you expect to ever have a strong defense with your house in such a state?!" he roared.

"WAAAAAAAAAH" was all that Feli could say, clearly under some distress.

"There, there, my little pint of lager," he cooed, realizing how much he upset his love. "Why don't you go Kiku's house and when I am finished I will send for you and when we return I will show you where I put everything?" Ludwig loved Feliciano but would rather he stayed out of the way while he cleaned.

"Ok, but I will miss you a lot," Feliciano sniffed sadly. Ludwig knew he would. As he watched his love leave, Ludwig knew he would miss him as well, though their time apart would be short.


After procrastinating forever, I decided to rewrite this and actually finish it, with encouragement from my friend. I hope that this version is better than the last and I promise to type up the other chapters as soon as I have a chance. Please review and thank you for reading. :D