there once was a man named caleb. or not really a man he was a boy. he knew everyyything abot compewters end he could build won from scrach. one day he was talking on the road and then a zombe came out and atakked him and then he used his speshull noob powers to make the zombe explode then he ran home and bilt a powersource out of a lucky charm ceerial box and a pencil.
then he logged onto minecraft and saw his frends and dey all sed help we are trapped in our homs and wee need some1 to help us with the zombes!
caleb rushed out of his house imploding zombes with his mind and he started to fly and then he flew to his frends howse and den he saved them and killed all zombes
he became owner of roblox and mojang and then became richer than a homeless man
the end